Saturday, November 30, 2013

ВАКСИНИ, разказ, Хеми ВАРНАЛИУС - 30.11.2013.

(c)2007-Bogomil Kosstoff AVRAMOV-HEMY                                                                   ВАКСИНАЦИИ                                                                                                                            
РАЗКАЗ                                                                                                                  ОТ                                                                                                                           БОГОМИЛ КОСТОВ АВРАМОВ РУСЕВ-ХЕМИ                                                                                        To Captain L.S.                                                                                                                      

ПРЕДИ МНОГО ГОДИНИ НЕОЧАКВАНО СЕ ОКАЗА, ЧЕ СИ ИМАМ ОЩЕ ЕДИН ПРЯК НАЧАЛНИК. (ОСВЕН ОСТАНАЛИТЕ ДВАДЕСЕТ И ЧЕТИРИ!?!) ДОКАТО ИМАШЕ ДА СЕ ВЪРШИ РАБОТА – НЯМАШЕ ГО НИКАКЪВ. ЩОМ РАБОТАТА ПОТРЪГНА – И СЕ ПОЯВИ. ВСИЧКО ТРЪГНА С ГЛАВА-НАДОЛУ. КОГАТО ТОВА СТАНА ОКОНЧАТЕЛНО, НОВИЯТ МИ НАЧАЛНИК ИЗЛЕЗЕ В БЕЗСРОЧЕН ОТПУСК. ПИШЕЛ КНИГА. ТРЯБВАЛО ДА СЕ СЪРЕДОТОЧИ. БЕ КАДРОВИ ВОЕНЕН–ПЕНСИОНЕР, А НА ПОДОБНИ ЛЮДЕ НЕ Е ПОЛЕЗНО КУСУР ДА СЕ ВЪРЗВА. КАТО НИЩО – ТЕ НАТИКВАТ В НЯКАКВИ НЕПИСАНИ СПИСЪЦИ - И!?! -ОСТАВАШ ЗА ЦЯЛ ЖИВОТ БЕЗРАБОТЕН. РАЗЯДОСАХ СЕ. РЕШИХ, ПА СЕДНАХ И АЗ ДА ПИША КНИГА. ЗАБРАВИЛ, ЧЕ ТОЯ ЗАНАЯТ ОЩЕ ОТ ВРЕМЕНАТА НА КРИСТАЛНО ЧИСТИЯТ ДАНИЕЛ ДЕФО, Е ПОДОЗРИТЕЛЕН ПРИОРИТЕТ ЗА БИВШИ ВОЕННИ. РАЗБИРА СЕ, ОТПУСКА НИКОЙ НЕ МИ ДАДЕ. ОСВЕН ТОВА, ЩОМ НАДУШЕШЕ С КАКВО СЕ ЗАНИМАВАМ, ЖЕНАТА НАДУВАШЕ ЕДНОВРЕМЕННО РАДИО,ТЕЛЕВИЗОР И ГРАМОФОН. ДАНО СЕ УСЕТЯ ЗА ЩО ИДЕ РЕЧ. (КНИГАТА ВСЕ ОЩЕ СТОИ НЕДОПИСАНА!?!) ЖЕНА МИ, ТРЕТА НЕЩАСТНИЦА ПО РЕД, (ПЪК СИ МЕ ОБИЧА - НЕЙНАТА ВЕРИЦА ИСПАНСКА!?!), СИ МЕ НАРЕЧЕ СМАХНАТ ФАНТАЗЬОР, ПОТОМСТВЕН ПЛЕБЕЙ, ОСТАТЪЧЕН КОМУНЯГА, А СЪС ОСТАНАЛОТО НЕ Е РЕДНО ДА СЕ ПАРАДИРА. И БЕЗ ТОВА МРЪСОТИИТЕ ДОБРЕ НИ ОБКАЛЯТ. НАПРАВИ КОМШИЯТА, С ГОЛЕМИТЕ РУНТАВИ МУСТАЦИ, НЕЛЕГАЛЕН РИБОЛОВЕЦ В ДЕМОКРАТИЗИРАНИ КРАЙБРЕЖНИ ЗОНИ, ДА СЕ ОПЛАЧЕ НА КВАРТАЛНИЯ. ПИШЕЩАТА МАШИНА ТРЕВОЖЕЛА СЪНЯТ НА НЕГОВИЯТ ПРАВНУК, ПРЕКЪСНАЛ СТУДЕНТ МЕДИК, АВТОР НА ПОРНОФИЛМИ ВЮ-ТУ-БИ. КВАРТАЛНИЯТ ЗАРЯЗА РАЗСЛЕДВАНЕТО НА ПОРЕДНО ПОСЕГАТЕЛСТВО ВЪРХУ СЪСЕДНАТА СПЕСТОВНА КАСА, ПА ДОЙДЕ ДА МИ ОБЯСНИ – КАТО КАК СЛЕДВА ДА СЕ ПИШЕ КНИГА, БЕЗ ДА СЕ НАРУШАВАТ СУВЕРЕННИТЕ ПРАВА И СВОБОДИ НА СТУДЕНТ-МЕДИК, ИЗБЯГВАЩ ДА СЕ ПРИБИРА У ДОМА. ПРИ ТОВА; ОТБЕЛЯЗА МИЛОТО МОМЧЕ, ПРОДУКТ НА НЕДАЛЕЧЕН УНИВЕРСИТЕТ ВЪВ СВЛАЧИЩНА ЗОНА;ОКАЗВА СЕ, ЧЕ БЕЗ ДА ИМАМ НИКАКЪВ РАЗВОД, СЪМ ПОДСЛОНЕН ОТ ЧУЖДА ЖЕНА – СЪЩО БЕЗ РАЗВОД. ГРАЖДАНСКИ ОГЛАВИЛА ПОРЕДНАТА КВАРТАЛНО-ПЛЮВАЧЕСКА КАМПАНИЯ, ЗА ПЕРСОНАЛНАЯ ПРОВЕРКА ЗА ПОЛИТИКО-КРИМИНАЛНА ЛОЯЛНОСТ НА ПОЛКОВНИЦИТЕ ОТ КВАРТАЛНИЯ ПЕНСИОНЕРСКИ КЛУБ. ПОЛИЦАЯТ БЕ ПРЕТОВАРЕН С ПОДОБНИ СЛУЧАИ, И СИ ОТИДЕ, С ЕДНО ОТ МОИТЕ ТОТАЛИТАРНИ ИЗДАНИЯ В РЪКА. (ПРИВЕЧЕР ГО ОТКРИХ КАК ЕДИН ЧЕРЕН СИГЪН-МИГЪН ГО РАЗЛИСТВА КРАЙ КОФАТА ЗА С МЕТ, ЗАЧИТА СЕ, И ВЪЗКЛИКВА: "ЕФ - БАЕ ТОШО - ЕФ - ЕФ -ЕФ!") ДО ВЕЧЕРТА, ЖЕНА МИ ВЕЩО МИ ОБЯСНИ, ЧЕ С ЧЕСТЕН ТРУД НА ТОЗ’ ЛЪЖОВЕН СВЯТ, НЕ СЕ ПРОКОПСВА. И, РАЗБИРА СЕ, МЕ НАПУСНА. ОТМЪКВАЙКИ ПИШЕЩАТА МИ МАШИНА В ЗАМЯНА НА ТОВА, ЧЕ ЦЯЛ МЕСЕЦ БЕ КУПУВАЛА ПОГАЧИ - ЗА ДА СИ ГИ ИЗЯДЕ СКРИТОМ И САМА. (НИКОГА НЕ УСПЯХ ДА СВИКНА С ТЕЗИ ШИБАНИ КОМПЮТРИ!?!) ХУКНАХ ДА СИ ДИРЯ КНИГАТА ОТ ЧЕРНИЯ КВАРТАЛЕН СИГЪН-МИГЪН, АМА ТОЙ БЕ ИЗЧЕЗНАЛ.***НЕОТДАВНА, СРЕЩНАХ КНИГАТА НА МОЯТ ОТДАВНАШЕН НАЧАЛНИК, НА ТРАДИЦИОННОТО МЕСТНО ИЗЛОЖЕНИЕ, (ПОД ЧАЛГА-ПУСТИННИ ШАТРИ!), ЗА ПРЕКАЛЕНО РЯДКО ЧЕТЕНИ ЗАГЛАВИЯ. НА КОЕТО ВСИЧКО СЕ ПРОДАВА, НО ЕДВА ЛИ НЕЩО СЕ КУПУВА. БЯХ ЕДИНСТВЕН БРЪКНАЛ В ДЖЕБ – КУПИЛ КНИГА. ОСТАНАЛИТЕ ПОСЕТИТЕЛИ СЕ ПОДСМИВАХА, ПА ПРЕСКАЧАЙКИ ОТ ВРЕМЕ-НАВРЕМЕ, ДО НАСРЕЩНИЯ ТЕХНОМАГАЗИН, КЪДЕТО ТАБЛЕТИТЕ СЕ ПРЕДЛАГАХА ПО ДВА ЗА ЛЕВ. КУПУВАНЕТО НА КНИГА СЕ ОКАЗА ТАКА НЕОБИЧАЙНО ЯВЛЕНИЕ, ЧЕ СЕ НАТРУПАХА ЗЯПАЧИ. ЦЕНТРАЛНИТЕ ТЕЛЕВИЗИИ ВЕДНАГА ЗАВРЯХА НОС, ИНСТАЛИРАХА АНТЕНИ И НАСОЧИХА ОБЕКТИВИ. ПРОДАВАЧКАТА – ОТ СВОЯ СТРАНА - ТАКА СЕ ИЗНЕНАДА, ЧЕ СЕ ЗАДАВИ С БАНИЧКА ОТ СЪСЕДНАТА ФУРНА, ПОДАРИН Й ОТ МУТРА-СПОНСО, ПА ЗАПОЧНА ДА ЗВЪНИ НА 112. (АЛО-АЛО-АЛО - ТЕЗИ СТОЛИЧАНИ ИНТЕРВЮИРАТ ЕДИН МЕСТЕН ИДИОТ!?!) ПОБЪРЗАХ ДА ВЗЕМА КАСОВ БОН, И ДА ИЗЧЕЗНА. НЕ ХАРЕСВАМ ПРЕДПЛАТЕНИ НЕПРИЯТНОСТИ.*** У ДОМА, В ТОАЛЕТНАТА – КЪДЕ ДРУГАДЕ!?! – РАЗТВОРИХ ВНИМАТЕЛНО ВЪЛШЕБНАТА КНИГА. ХУБАВА КНИГА. ОТКРОВЕНА КНИГА. ОТПЕЧАТАНА С АРОМАТИЗИРАНО МАСТИЛО, (КИТАЙ – ТИ МОЖЕШ ВСИЧКО!), НА СУПЕРБЯЛА ХАРТИЯ, (ФИНЛАНДИЯ – ГОРИТЕ ТИ СА БЕЗКОНЕЧНИ!), С ХУБАВИ ЦВЕТНИ ФОТОИЛЮСТРАЦИИ, (KODAK – ТИ СИ ПО-СЛАДЪК ОТ EPSON!), ПЪЛНА С БЕЗБРОЙ ПАРАПОЛИТИЧЕСКИ НЕДОМЛЪВКИ - ФОРМАТ А-3. НА КАКВИТО ЕДИНСТВЕНО ИСТИНСКИ ДОВЕРЕНИТЕ ВЪЗПИТАНИЦИ НА ВОЕННИ УЧИЛИЩА СА СПОСОБНИ. И ПОРАДИ ТОВА, ЕДВА ЛИ НЕ СЕКРЕТНА. (КНИЖАРКАТА Я БЕ ПОТУЛИЛА ПОД ТЕЗГЯХА – ИЗКУКАН ПАПАРДАК БЕ ИДВАЛ ДА СЕ РАЗПРАВЯ – ДОКУМЕНТИРАНИЯТ ПРОТОТИП ЭСЪВСЕМ НЕ Е ТОЙ - СНИМКАТА Е ФАЛШИФИКАТ!) ЦЕНАТА, ИЗПИСАНА НА ПОСЛЕДНА СТРАНИЦА С ХИМИЧЕСКИ МОЛИВ, ОТКРОВЕНО КАЗАНО, БЕ НЕПОНОСИМА. НО, НАЛИ - МЕЖДУ ДРУГОТО - И ЗА МОЯ МИЛОСТ ТУК-ТАМ СТАВАШЕ ДУМА, ВЗЕХ ЧЕ СИ Я КУПИХ. СЕГА, ЗАБРАВИЛ ВСЯКАКВИ ФИЗИОЛОГИЧЕСКИ НУЖДИ,ЗАДЪЛБОЧЕНО ЗАЧЕТЕН УСТАНОВИХ, ЧЕ НЕ СЪМ СГРЕШИЛ. (КАКВО СА ПАРИТЕ - ПО-ДОБРЕ ДА ГИ НЯМАШ!?!) СЪЖАЛИХ, ЧЕ НЯМАХ ВЪЗМОЖНОСТ ДА СИ ВЗЕМА ПОВЕЧКО ЕКЗЕМПЛЯРИ, ЧЕ ДА РАЗДАВАМ НА БЛИЗКИ И ПОЗНАТИ. (ИМАМ ТАКЪВ НАВИК!?!) НА СТАРИНИ ЗИМНИТЕ НОЩИ СА ОТВРАТИТЕЛНО ДЪЛГИ, А ГЛАДЪТ ОТВРАТИТЕЛЕН.***- ИМАТЕ ЛИ СВОБОДНИ БРОЙКИ, ДА ВЗЕМА ЗА КОМШИИТЕ, АКО СЕ НАЛОЖИ? - БЯХ ПОДПИТАЛ.*** - ВИЕ СТЕ ВТОРИЯТ КУПУВАЧ*** МИСЛОВНО ПРЕХВАНАХ НЕЙНАТА СИ МИСЪЛ: „ГЛЕ'Й СИ РАБОТАТА, БЕ!?!“ ТОВА МЕ УСПОКОИ. ВСЕ ПАК ИМА ХОРА, КОИТО СИ КУПУВАТ КНИГИ. ТАЗИ НАЦИЯ НЯМА ДА УСПЕЕ НИКОЙ ДА ЗАТРИЕ. ДОКАТО СТРОИ ЯДРЕНИ МОЩНОСТИ И ПРОКАРВА ШАХМАТНИ ТРЪБОПРОВОДИ, ТЯ НЕ ПРЕСТАВА ДА ПИШЕ И ЧЕТЕ ВСЯКАКВИ МЕМОРИАЛНИ КНИГИ.*** БЯХ СЕ ЗАВЪРНАЛ ТИЧЕШКОМ У ДОМА. С НЕЙНИЯТ АВТОР БЯХ ИМАЛ ТОЛКОВА МНОГО РАЗПРАВИИ И ПОЧТИ НИКАК РАБОТА, ЧЕ МИ БЕ БЕЗКРАЙНО ИНТЕРЕСНО, КАТО КАК СЪМ ИЗТИПОСАН. ЗА МОЕ УДИВЛЕНИЕ СЕ ОКАЗА, ЧЕ КАТО НЕЗНАЧИТЕЛНА ЛИЧНОСТ ПО ТРЪНЛИВИЯ ТРУДОВ ПЪТ НА ПОЧИТАЕМИЯ О.Р. КАПИТАН ПЪРВИ РАНГ ШЛАНГАНАДЖИЕВ, НАШИТЕ СЪТРУДНИЧЕСТВА И РАЗПРАВИИ, НЕ СА ПЕСТЕЛИВО ОТРАЗЕНИ. (ЩО ЗНАЧИ ТУК – НЯКАКВА ЦИВИЛНА ЛИЧНОСТ!) НА СТРАНИЦА 117 ОБАЧЕ ОТКРИХ ТЕКСТ, КОЙТО ИЗЯСНИ ДОСТА. ДА, ДА, ДА, ДОСТА. ***НЯКОГА ГОСПОДИН-ДРУГАРЯТ БИВШ МОЙ НАЧАЛНИК, КАТО ЕФЕКТИВНО ДЕЙСТВАЩ ВОЕНЕН, БИЛ ИЗПРАТЕН НА ОБУЧЕНИЕ В НЯКОГА БРАТСКИЯТ НИ СЪВЕТСКИ СЪЮЗ - ДНЕС ЗАРЯЗАН ПОРАДИ СЪОБРАЖЕНИЯ ЗА ФЛЕКСАБИЛНОСТ. ЗАЕДНО С ЕКИПАЖ ЗА ТРИ ПОДВОДНИЦИ, (ЕДИН ЕКИПАЖ В РЕЗЕРВ!), ЩОТО ДА ПОЛУЧИ ВТОРА РЪКА ЕДИНСТВЕНА ПОДВОДНИЦА, КОЯТО ОЩЕ ПО ВРЕМЕ НА ВТОРАТА СВЕТОВНА ВОЙНА БИЛА КАТО НОВА. (ЗА КАКВО ЛИ НИ Е!?! БЯХ ДЗАПИТАЛ. АМИ, ЗА ПЕЙЗАЖНА ДАДЕНОСТ – ОТВЪРНА. БЯХ ЗЯПНАЛ ОТ ПОЧУДА.) ЗАДАЧАТА – ПРИСТИГАНЕ-ПОСРЕЩАНЕ, ПОДГОТОВКА-УЧЕБА, ПРОБНИ ИЗПИТАНИЯ-ДЕБЕЛИ ГАЩИ, ПОТОМ ДОМОЙ, ТО СЕ ЗНАЕ – КАК ДА НЕ СЕ ЗНАЕ, БИЛА ИЗПЪЛНЕНА ОТГОВОРНО И ПО ПАРТИЙНОМУ ПЕРФЕКТНО. КАТО ЗА ОРДЕН, АМА В МИРНО ВРЕМЕ – ПО ЕДИН РЪЧЕН ЧАСОВНИК С БЛАГОДАРСТВЕН НАДПИС И – ГЛЕЙ СИ РАБОТАТА, ЗНАЧИ. (ТЮХ БРЯ - ЯЗЪК!?!)*** БРАТУШКИТЕ РАДОСТНО ПОСРЕЩНАЛИ, И ГОСТОЛЮБИВО НАГОСТИЛИ НАШИТЕ ХОРА. ХУБАВО ГИ НАПОИЛИ. ПОСЛЕ ГИ НАТИКАЛИ ДА СЕ НАПАРЯТ В ПОЗИТИВНАТА ВОЙНИШКА БАНЯ. ДА СЕ НАШИБАТ ИСТИНСКИ БРЕЗОВИ КЛОНКИ. (НАОКОЛО БРЕЗИ – БОЛ!?!) ДА МУ УДАРЯТ ОЩЕ ПО ВОДКА-ИНТЕРНАЦИОНАЛ - ЧЕ И ПО ДВЕ – В ПАРНОБАНЕНА БРАТСКАЯ ОБСТАНОВКА. А НА ИЗЛИЗАНЕ ОТ БАНЯТА – ИЗНЕНАДА. НА ВСЕКИ НАОТЗАД - ПО ЕДНА СПРИНЦОВКА “ТРОЙНАЯ ВАКСИНА” (НЕ ТРОГАЙ РУКАМИ НА ЧАСОК!).*** ТОВА ЗА ТРОЙНАТА ВАКСИНА ИЗЦЯЛО МЕ ОЗАДАЧИ, ЧАК РАЗТЪРСИ. ИМАХ ПОДЧИНЕН, КОЙТО – СКРИЕМ ЛИ ПИТИЕТАТА ЧЕ ДА ИМА И ЗА УТРЕ, НАЛИТАШЕ НА ОДЕКОЛОН “ТРОЙНОЙ”. ИМАШЕ ГО ЗА БИСТРА ВОДИЦА. НО, ТОВА Е ДРУГА ИСТОРИЯ - ЗА НЕЯ В СЛЕДВАЩИЯ БРОЙ. МИСЪЛТА ЗА “ВАКСИНА ТРОЙНАЯ – ХХХ”, ПРЕЗ ДАЛЕЧНАТА 1945., МЕ ПИПНА ЗА ГЪРЛОТО. НАСЪЛЗИ МИ ОЧИТЕ. НАКАРА МЕ ДА СИ ПРИПОМНЯ. КАК КАТО УЧЕНИЦИ, ЧЕТИ ПЪРВИ ДО ЕДИНАДЕСЕТИ КЛАС, (НЕ ОТРИЧАЙ БАРБА! ВСЕ НЯКОЙ БОЖИ ДЕН “БУЛГАРИКУМ ФАЙЛ СЕКРЕТУМ” ЩЕ ДА РАЗЦЪФНЕ! ДРУГА РАБОТА Е – КАКВИ ПЛОДОВЕ БИ ДАЛ!?!), БЯХМЕ ПОДЛОЖЕНИ НА ПЕРМАНЕНТНО УЧИЛИЩНО ЗАДЪЛЖИТЕЛНО ВАКСИНИРАНЕ. ЗА КАКВО Е БИЛО, ТОВА БИХА ИЗЯСНИЛИ БЪДЕЩИТЕ ЕТНОМЕДИКАЛИСТОРИОЛОЗИ. НО, КАК СЕ ПРОВЕЖДАШЕ – С ДВЕ РЪЦЕ ПОДПИСВАМ. ФАКТЪТ СИ ОСТАВА ФАКТ. В ПЕРИОДА 1945 – 1955, ЧЕ И ДО НЕОТДАВНА, ВАКСИНИРАНЕТО В УЧИЛИЩАТА С НЕЯСНИ ЗА РОДИТЕЛИ И УЧЕНИЦИ ВАКСИНИ, БЕ МАСОВО ЯВЛЕНИЕ. В ОТСЪСТВИЕТО НА РОДИТЕЛИ, БЕЗ ТЯХНОТО СЪГЛАСИЕ, БЕЗ ПРЕДВАРИТЕЛНО ПРЕДУПРЕЖДЕНИЕ. *** ИЗНЕНАДВАЩО, В УЧЕБНАТА СТАЯ НАХЪЛТВАХА ДИРЕКТОРЪТ, КЛАСНАТА, И СЕСТРА БЕЗ ЛЕКАР. ***- МОМИЧЕТАТА ДА ИЗЛЯЗАТ НАВЪН! МОМЧЕТАТА ДА РАЗГОЛЯТ БУТОВЕ!*** С ОГРОМНА СПРИНЦОВКА И ЕДИНСТВЕНА ИГЛА, ОБГАРЯНА ОТ ВРЕМЕ НАВРЕМЕ ВЪРХУ ДИМЯЩА СПИРТНА ЛАМБА, БЕДНИТЕ НАШИ НЕКЪПАНИ ЗАДНИЦИ, ЛЪСВАХА ЕДИН ПОДИР ДРУГ. ПРАС ИГЛА В ЗАДНИКА. ***- СЛЕДВАЩИЯТ!*** ПРАС ИГЛА В ЗАДНИКА . ***- СЛЕДВАЩИЯТ!***ПРАС ИГЛА В ЗАДНИКА. ***- СЛЕДВАЩИЯТ!***ПРАС ИГЛА В ЗАДНИКА. В СЪСЕДНАТА СТАЯ С МОМИЧЕТАТА – СЪЩОТО.***- ТОВА Е НАШ ЯНЧО, - ОТ ВРЕМЕ НАВРЕМЕ НАПОМНЯШЕ МИЛАТА НАША КЛАСНА РЪКОВОДИТЕЛКА, - МОМЧЕ Е НА - ЗНАЕШ КОЙ . . .*** - НЕГОВ СИН!?!- ВЪЛНУВАШЕ СЕ СЕСТРАТА - ЯНЧО, ВДИГНИ СИ ГАЩИТЕ, ПАК ТИ СЕ РАЗМИНА. *** ПРИПОМНИХ СИ ТОЗИ СЛУЧАЙ, ПА СЕ РАЗТРЕПЕРАХ. С ГОСПОДИН-ДРУГАРЯТ КАПИТАН БЯХМЕ ЕДИН НАБОР. ОТ ЕДНО И СЪЩО ПЪРВОНАЧАЛНО УЧИЛИЩЕ; ТАМ - ЗАД ЦЪРКВАТА “СВЕТА МАРИНА БЕЛОГРАДСКА И ЗАДМОРСКА”. БЯХМЕ Я ДОКАРАЛИ ГОРЕ-ДОЛУ, НА ЕДНО ДЕРЕДЖЕ СЪС СЪДБАТА. С ТАЗИ РАЗЛИКА, ЧЕ ГОСПОДИН-ДРУГАРЯТ О.З. КАПИТАН-ПЕНСИОНЕР ÒВРЕМЕ СЕ ПЕНСИОНИРА. ЗА ДА ПИШЕ, ЧЕ И ДА ПУБЛИКУВА МЕМОРИАЛНО-КРИТИЧЕСКИ ТРЕДОВЕ. ДОКАТО МОЯ ВСЕЯДНА МИЛОСТ НЕНАГЛЕДНАЯ, ТРЯБВАШЕ ДА БУХА ОЩЕ ПЕТНАДЕСЕТ ГОДИНИ ЗЕМНО ВРЕМЕ - ЗА ТРУДОВ СТАЖ. Е, КАЗАХ СИ, ВСЕ ПАК ИМА КАКВО ДА НИ СВЪРЗВА – СПРИНЦОВКА В МОМЧЕШКИ ЗАДНИК. ЕТО ЗАЩО, КАЗВАМ СИ, ОНЗИ СИ МЕ ОПИСВА В НАЙ-РОЗОВИ КРАСКИ.*** НЕГОВОТО СКРОМНО МЕМОРИАЛ-ИЗСЛЕДОВАТЕЛСКО ТВОРЕНИЕ СЕ НАРИЧАШЕ „ПАНДИШПАН С КОЗУНАК НА 2000 РЕВГИ ПОД ВОДАТА“. НА 477 ПЕЧАТНИ СТРАНИЦИ ФОРМАТ А-3, О.Р. КАПИТАН ПЪРВИ РАНГ ШЛАНГАДЖИЕВ, УЧТИВО СРАВНЯВАШЕ КУСУРИТЕ И ФАЙДИТЕ НА НЯКОГАШНИТЕ НАТО И ВАРШАВЯНСКИ ДОГОВОРИ. БЕЗ ДА ПРОПУСНЕ ДА ИЗТЪКНЕ СВОИТЕ ПЕРСОНАЛНИ ЗАСЛУГИ. ПО НАСТОВАНЕ НА СВОЯТА СЪПРУГА, СЕ НАЛОЖИЛО ДА ВМЪКНЕ АПЕТИТНА РЕЦЕПТА ЗА ПРИГОТВЯНЕ НА ПАНДИШПАН ВЪВ ФОРМА НА ДЪБОКО ДЪЛДИСАЛА ПОДВОДНИЦА ОТ СЕРИЯТА „ЩУКА-3.14“, ИЛЮСТРИРАНА ПРЕКАЛЕНО ИНТЕЛЕКТУАЛНО С ДВЕ ЦВЕТНИ ФОТОГРАФИЯ ПРЕДСТАВЯЩИ ИСТИНСКА ПОДВОДНИЦА НА ПОЗИЦИЯ НА ДЪНО НЕПОСРЕДСТВЕНО ДО ПАНДИШПАНА НА ЖЕНА МУ.*** БЕ СТАНАЛО КЪСНА НОЩ, А АЗ ДРЕМЕХ ВЪРХУ ПОЗАТОПЛЕНОТО ДОМАШНО СЪОРЪЖЕНИЕ ЗА ОТБОЛЯВАНЕ НА МЪКИ. МАНЯШКИ ПРЕПРОЧИТАЙКИ РЕДОВЕТЕ ПОСВЕТЕНИ НА МОЯТА ВСЯКАК ЗАХЛЮПЕНА ОТ ЖИВОТА ПЕРСОНА. НО, ÒВРЕМЕ СЕ УСЕТИХ. ЗАЩО ТАКА НЕУЧТИВО СЕ ДЪРЖА С ТАЗИ СЪВСЕМ УВЛЕКАТЕЛНА КНИГА!?! НО, ТАКА СИ Е В МАТИ БОЛГАРИЯ ВСЕВЕЧНАЯ. ВСИЧКО СИ Е БАМ-БАШКА. ПРИ ТОВА, В НАЙ-ДРАМАТИЧЕН СМИСЪЛ. ЗАТВОРИХ КНИГАТА. СКОКНАХ ОТ ОНОВА ПОРЦЕЛАНОВО НЕЩО. СВАРИХ ДЖЕЗВЕ КАФЕ. ПРЕМЕСТИХ СЕ ПРЕД РАЗБРИЦАНАТА КУХНЕНСКА МАСА. РЕШИХ ПОНЕ ВЕДНЪЖ ДА СЕ РАЗМИСЛЯ АНАЛИТИЧНО. БИХ КАЗАЛ, ЧЕ СЕ СПРАВИХ. КЪМ ПЕТ ЗАРАНА, КУТИЯТА С КАФЕ СЕ ИЗПРАЗНИ. ОБАЧЕ СЕ ОЧЕРТА СЛЕДНАТА ТВОРЧЕСКА КАРТИНА. ***ТОЙ Е КЬОСЕ - И АЗ СЪМ КЬОСЕ!?! ***ТОЙ МЕ Е ДОКЛАДВАЛ ПРЕД НАЧАЛСТВОТО – И АЗ СЪМ ГО ДОКЛАДВАЛ! - ЧЕ И ОЩЕ ПО – НАГОРЕ!?!*** ТОЙ МЕ Е НАКЛЕПВАЛ ПРЕД ПАРТИЙНИЯ – И АЗ СЪМ ГО НАКЛЕПВАЛ - ЧЕ И ОЩЕ ПО – НАГОРЕ!?!*** ТОЙ ИМА ПРОБЛЕМ С ПРОСТАТА – И АЗ ИМАМ ПРОБЛЕМ С ПРОСТАТА - ЧЕ И ПО-НАДОЛE*** ТОЙ Е ЖЕНЕН-РАЗВЕЖДАН ДОР’ ТРИ ПЪТИ – И, АЗ СЪМ ЖЕНЕН-РАЗВЕЖДАН - ЧЕ И ПОВЕЧЕ БИЛЯ-БИЛЯ*** ТОЙ НЯМА ДЕЦА ОТ ТРИТЕ БРАКА – И АЗ НЯМАМ ДЕЦА ОТ ТРИТЕ БРАКА - НО СИ ИМАМ НЕЗАКОННИ*** ТОЙ СТРАДА ОТ РАДИКУЛИТ – И АЗ СТРАДАМ ОТ СЪЩАТА СЛАБОСТ.***ТОЙ СИ СЕ ПРАВИ ЧЕ ХАРЕСВА ВСИЧКО ЖЕНСКО ПО КАПИТАНСКИ – И АЗ СИ СЕ ПРАВЯ ЧЕ ВСЕ ОЩЕ СЪМ АКТИВЕН ПО МАРИМАНСКИ*** ТОЙ ЗЪЗНЕ В АПАРТАМЕНТ БЕЗ ПАРНО НА ПОСЛЕДНИЯ ЕТАЖ – И АЗ ОБИТАВАМ АПАРТАМЕНТ БЕЗ ПАРНО НА ТАВАНСКИЯ ЕТАЖ.*** ТОЙ СИ СЕ ПРАВИ ЧЕ ПИШЕ, ИЗДАВА И ПРОДАВА КНИГИ, – И, АЗ НЕ ОТСТЪПВАМ В ПИСАНЕТО (БЕЗ ПРОДАЖБАТА!?!) НА КНИГИ*** ТОЙ ВИНАГИ ВЪРТИ И СУЧИ ДЪРЖАВНОТО В СВОЙ ИНТЕРЕС – ПРЕДСТАВЯЙКИ ГО ЗА ОБЩЕСТВЕН, И, АЗ ВИНАГИ ВЪРТЯ И СУЧА В СВОЙ ЛИЧЕН ИНТЕРЕС - ПРЕДСТАВЯЙКИ ГО ЗА ГЛОБАЛЕН, И Т.Н. - ДО БЕЗКРАЙ.*** РАЗБИРА СЕ, ДРЕБНИ РАЗЛИКИ СЪЩЕСТВУВАТ. НЕ ТАКА СЪЩЕСТВЕНИ. УСТАНОВИЛ СЪМ. ВСИЧКО ЗАВИСИ ОТ ДОЗАТА И ПОЗАТА. В КРАЙНА СМЕТКА, (ТОВА ПРАВИ ДА РЕВНУВАМ!), КЪМ ВОЕННИТЕ ОБЩЕСТВОТО ВИНАГИ ПОДХОЖДА С НЕСРАВНИМО ДЪРЖАВНИЧЕСКО РАЗБИРАНЕ, И ОСЕЗАЕМ ПРЕЗИДЕНТСКИ ТАКТ. ПОНЕ ПО ОТНОШЕНИЕ НА ПОЗАТА. ***ЩОМ ИЗГОТВИХ ТАЗИ ИЗКЛЮЧИТЕЛНА СРАВНИТЕЛНА ТАБЛИЦА, А ТЯ Е ДОСТА ПО ОБШИРНА, ВЗЕХ, ЧЕ МУ УДАРИХ ЕДИН ТЕЛЕФОН.***- А, - УДИВИ СЕ МОЯТ СИ КАПИТАН, - ДА НЕ ПИШЕШ КНИГА? ЕЛА, ЕЛА, ЕЛА – ЩЕ ТИ ПОДАРЯ ЕКЗЕМПЛЯР С АВТОГРАФ. И ПИШИ, ПИШИ БЕЗ ДА СЕ ЩАДИШ, ПИШ – И – И!?!*** - НАПИСАХ, - ОТВРЪЩАМ, - ОТПЕЧАТАХ И, ПРАВО В КНИЖАРНИЦИТЕ. КАК ВЪРВИ ТВОЯТА?*** - МНОГО ВЪРВИ, - КАЗВА ТЕЛЕФОНЪТ, - ВЧЕРА СЕ Е ПРОДАЛ ХИЛЯДА И ПЪРВИЯТ ЕКЗЕМПЛЯР. АМИ ТВОЯТА?***- КАКТО ТВОЯТА!?!***- БРАВОС, БРАВОС, БРАВОС! НЕЩО ДА ЗАПИТАШ?*** - ДА!***- ЗА ВАКСИНАТА, ЛИ?***- КАК ПОЗНА?***- ВСЕКИ ЕДИН ОТ НАШИЯТ НАБОР, ПРОЧЕЛ МОЯТ ЗАБЕЛЕЖИТЕЛЕН МЕМОАР, ВЪРТИ ТОЗ’ СКАПАН ТЕЛЕФОН; ГДЕТО НЯКОЙ НЕ ПРЕСТАВА ДА ПОДСЛУШВAT И ТВЪРДИ, ЧЕ НАВРЕМЕТО МУ Е ЛЕПНАТА НЯКАКВА ЗЛОКОБНА ВАК – СИ - НА.*** - И – КАКВО ОТ ТУЙ!?!***- КАК КАКВО – НЕ МОЖЕЛ ДА СЕ СПРАВЯ СЪС ЖИВОТ - НЕ МУ СТИГАЛА ПЕНСИЯТА - ВАКСИНАТА МУ БИЛА ВИНОВНА!?!***- НЕ Е ИСТИНА – А!?!***- ПАСАЖЪТ Е ИЗЦЯЛО ИЗМИСЛЕН. – ТВЪРДИ МОЯТ СИ КАПИТАН ПЪРВИ РАНГ И ОЩЕ НЕЩО. – ХАПВАНЕ ИМАШЕ. И ПИЙВАНЕ ДО БЕЗОБРАЗИЕ. И ХУБАВИ РУСКИНЧЕТА – КОЛКО ЩЕШ. АМА ВАКСИНА НЯМАШЕ - КОЙ ЩЕ ХАБИ ВАКСИНА ЗА ЗАДНИЦИ КАТО НАС! ТОГАВА, ПОДИР ВОЙНАТА, ТЕ ЗА СЕБЕ СИ НЯМАХА – ЧЕ ЗА НАС – ЛИ? НО СЕГА – ДОБРЕ ТИ Е ИЗВЕСТНО, ГЕНЕРАЛНАТА ЛИНИЯ Е ДРУГА! ВСЕКИ Е НА НЯКАКЪВ СТИМУЛАНТ. СССР ГО НЯМА, ЧЕ И НАС СКОРО НЯМА ДА НИ ИМА, КАК СЕ ВИДИ. МАЛКО ИЗМИШЛЬОТИНСКО, МАЛКО ПОРНО - НИКОМУ НЕ ВРЕДИ – СТРЪВ РАЗПАЛВА. НАРИЧА СЕ „ПАЗАРНА ПОЛИТИКА“ - АКО НЕ ЗНАЕШ. „МАРКЕТИНГ“ МУ ДУМАТ - АКО НЕ СИ НАЯСНО. ЕТО ЗАЩО, КНИГАТА МИ, ТАКА ДОБРЕ СЕ ПРОДАВА!?!*** ВИЖ, ТОВА ЗА ЛИНИЯТА, ТРЯБВАШЕ ДА МИ СПЕСТИ. УЖ ВОЕННИ ХОРА, (МАКАР БИВШИ!), А ПО ВСЯКА ЛИНИЯ КАТО МАХЛЕНСКИ КУЧЕТА ЗАХАПВАТ. ЛИНИЯ, КОЯТО ТАКА СТРАННО КРИВОЛИЧИ, ЧЕ НЕ Е ИЗВЕСТНО ДО КАКВО ЩЕ ДОВЕДЕ.***05.4.2007/09:07:06***1.07.2011/20:44:14***17.08.2013./07:11***

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В ТЕЗИ ДУШНИ ЛЕТНИ ДНИ, ПОЛУВИСШЕ МЕСТНО НАЧАЛСТВО СЪВЕСТНО СЕ БЕ ЗАЕЛО, ДА ИЗТРЪГВА СТАРИ ГРАДСКИ ЕЛЕКТРИЧЕСКИ СТЪЛБОВЕ ИЗ КОРЕН. ВЕЧНИ ЧУГУНЕНИ ОТЛИВКИ, А ЛА СЕЦЕСИОН, ОЧЕРТАВАЩИ ОСОБЕНИЯ АРТИСТИЧЕН ПРОФИЛ НА ВСЕВЕЧНИЯТ НАШ БЕЛОГРАД. НЯКОГА, ПРЕДИ ТОЛКОВА МНОГО ГОДИНИ, ПЪРВИЯТ БЕЛОГРАДСКИ КМЕТ, РАЗТРОПАН ВЪЗПИТАНИК НА РОБЕРТ КОЛЕЖ В ЦАРИГРАД – ПЪК НЕИЗКУШЕН ПРАВОСЛАВЕЦ, ВНЕСЪЛ СТЪЛБОВЕТЕ ЗАЕДНО С МАЛКА ДИЗЕЛОВА ЦЕНТРАЛА. ПРЕЗ ОКЕАНА – ПРАВО ОТ АМЕРИКА. ПОДИР ИЗЛОЖЕНИЕ В ЧИКАГО. СЕГА, БЕЗПОЩАДНО ИЗКОРЕНЯВАНИТЕ СТЪЛБОВЕ, ТРЯБВАШЕ ДА ПОЕМАТ ПЪТ СВОЯТ НЕСВЕСТЕН ПЪТ ЗА ПРЕТОПЯВАНЕ. ВИРНАТИ ПРЕЗ ДАЛЕЧНАТА 1901., ТЕ ОТДАВНА НЕ СЛУЖЕХА ЗА ДРУГО ОСВЕН ДА НАПОМНЯТ, ЧЕ ПРЕКАЛЕНО ОТДАВНА ЕВРОПА КОРЕНИ В АМЕРИКА. НО, КОЙ ИМА ИНТЕРЕС КЪМ СПОМЕНИ ДНЕС? НИКОЙ – ОСВЕН ШАЙКА ПОБЕЛЕЛИ МЕСТНИ ОТКАЧОСИ, КОИТО СЕ ПРАВЯТ ЧЕ ИЗДРИВАТ, ДОКАТО ВСЪЩНОСТ ПЕРФИДНО ПОГУБВАТ.
МЕСТНОТО ПОЛУНАЧАЛСТВО, ЛИЦЕМЕРНО УХИЛЕНО ДО УШИ, СЕ ПОЯВИ И НА НАШАТА УЛИЦА. ВЪЗПИТАНО И УЧТИВО ДАДЕ ОБЯСНЕНИЕ ВСЕКИМУ. ОБЯСНЕНИЕТО БЕ ОТ ПРОСТО ПО-ПРОСТО. ПРЕМАХВА СЕ ВИЗУАЛНОТО ЗАМЪРСЯВАНЕ ОТ ЕДНА ОТМИНАЛА ЕПОХА, КОЯТО Е ОТРЕКЛА ДА ПОЛЗВА ТЕЗИ СТЪЛБОВЕ, ЗАРЯЗАЛА ГИ, И ВИДИШ ЛИ – ПРОКАРАЛА ПОДЗЕМНО ЕЛЕКТРОСНАБДЯВАНЕ – НЕЙНАТА МАМА КУМУНИСТИЧЕСКЪ! СЕГА ВРЕМЕНАТА СА „ИНАКВИ”. НЕ КАЗА „НОВИ”, И АЗ РАЗБРАХ, ЧЕ СРЕЩУ МЕН СТОИ ИСТИНСКИ ПРОФЕСИОНАЛИСТ. ОТ ДРУГА СТРАНА, ПРОДЪЛЖИ ДА СЕ ХИЛИ – ЧЕ И ДА СЕ КЛАНЯ БЕЗ ДА ИМА КОМУ, ИЗНАСЯ СЕ ЦЯЛ КОРАБ ИСТИНСКО СТАРО ЖЕЛЯЗО. (ЕТО, КАКВА БИЛА РАБОТАТА!) ОБЩИНСКИЯТ БЮДЖЕТ ЩЕ СЕ НАПЪЛНИ, ДОПЪЛНИ, КАТО НИЩО ЩЕ ПРЕЛЕЕ. ТОГАЗ БЕЛОГРАД - ПРИКАЗКА ЩЕ СТАНЕ. НЕ МОЖЕХ ДА НЕ СЕ ЗАТРОГНА.
ЕТО - ОБЩИНСКИ МЕНЕЖЕР - ИСКРЕНО ЗАГРИЖЕН ЗА РОД И ПОМИНЪК.
ЕТО – ОБСЛУЖВАНЕ НА ГРАЖДАНСКОТО ОБЩЕСТВО - НА ПЪЛНИ ОБОРОТИ.
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ЗНАЕХ, ЧЕ НА СОТБИ; ТАКА ИНФОРМИРАШЕ “ТАЙМС”; ПОДОБНИ РЕЛИКВИ СЕ ТЪРГУВАТ НА ЦЕНИ ЕДНАКВИ, С ПРОЧУТИТЕ ЛОНДОНСКИ ТЕЛЕФОННИ КАБИНИ. ОТ КОИТО СТАВА И БУДКА ЗА БОДИГАРД, И ДУШ-КАБИНА ЗА РЕЗИДЕНЦИЯ, ЧЕ И ДУШЕГУБКА – АКО НЯКОЙ НЯКЪДЕ ПОСТАНОВИ. РЕШИХ ЧЕ НАШИЯТ ЧОВЕК – ЗНАЕХ ГО ОТ МНОГОБРОЙНИТЕ ФАЛШИМЕНТО-МИТИНГИ, С ТЕЗИ ПРОКЪЛНАТИ РЪЖДАВЕЙКИ ТРУДНО БИ СТИГНАЛ, ДОРИ НА ОБЩИНСКА СМЕТКА. ОСВЕН - В НАЙ-БЛИЗКАТА ЛЕЯРНА. А ТАКАВА ТЪДЯВА НЯМАШЕ – И СЛАВА БОГУ – ВСЕ ОЩЕ НЯМА.
ТАЗИ ОТКРИТА НАГЛОСТ МЕ ВБЕСИ. РЕШИХ ПО ГРАЖДАНСКИ ДА ПРЕДПРИЕМА НЕЩО. НЕЗАВИСИМО, ЧЕ ЖЕНА МИ ТАЙНИЧКО МЕ ПОДРЪПВАШЕ ЗА КРАЧОЛА. НЕ ВИДИШ ЛИ ЩО Е СТАНАЛО, ШЕПТЕШЕ ТЯ, ВСЕКИ ПРАВИ ЩО ЩЕ – А НИКОЙ ЩО ТРЕБЕ. ТОВА МЕ ВЪЗПРЯ. ВМЕСТО ДА ПИПНА ПРЕДПРИЕМАЧА ЗА ГУШАТА, ЧЕ ДА ГО НАТИКАМ ПОД КРАДЕНИТЕ ЖЕЛЕЗАРИИ В ЗАЦАПАНИЯ ПУХТЯЩ КАМИОН, РЕШИХ ДА НАПИША ПИСМО НА ПРЕЗИДЕНТА. ТОЙ Е ДОКТОР НА ПОЛИТИЧЕСКИТЕ НАУКИ – НЕ МОЖЕ ДА НЕ ОТБИРА ОТ ДРЕВНИ ЕЛЕКТРИЧЕСКИ СТЪЛБОВЕ. ПОСЛЕ СЕ ОТКАЗАХ. С ТОВА ЛИ ЩЕ СЕ ЗАНИМАВА ДЪРЖАВЕН ГЛАВА НА ДЪРЖАВА В ПРЕХОД? НА НЕГО МУ ДАЙ ДА БИСТРИ ГЛОБАЛНИТЕ ДЕЛА НА ПЛАНЕТАТА ЗЕМЯ. ПО-ДОБРЕ, ПОСЪВЕТВА МЕ ЕДИН БЛИЗЪК ОТ КОФИТЕ ЗА СМЕТ, НАПИШИ ДО БРЮКСЕЛ. ТАМ ИМАТ ПАРЛАМЕНТ – КОЙТО МАМАТА СИ ТРАКА. ВИЖ, КАЗА СКРОМНИЯТ БИВШ ПРОФЕСОР ПО ИСТОРИЯ НА КПСС, ДОРИ КОФИТЕ ЗА СМЕТ ГИ ПОДМЕНИХА С ПЛАСТМАСОВИ – К’ВО ОТ ТУЙ ЧЕ СА ЦВЕТНИ – В БЕЛГРАД ВИНАГИ ВСИЧКО Е КАРМА-КАРАШИК? ТОЧНО ТАКА ЩЯХ ДА СТОРЯ. В БРЮКСЕЛ СЛЕДЯТ ЗА ВСЯКА СТЪПКА НА ВСЕКИ РАБ БОЖИЙ НА БАЛКАНИТЕ И ТЪДЯВА. НО, ПРЕДИ ДА СЕДНА ЗАД СТАРАТА „РЕМИНГТЪН“, РЕШИХ ДА УСТАНОВЯ БРОЯТ НА ИЗТРЪГНАТИТЕ ЕЛЕКТРИЧЕСКИ СТЪЛБОВЕ В ЛОКАЛЕН МАЩАБ. НАТЪПКАХ РАНИЦАТА С МИНЕРАЛНА ВОДА И ЗАКУСКИ. ЗАРЕДИХ ДЖИЕСЕМА – ВСИЧКО СТАВА. ИЗДЕБНАХ ЖЕНА МИ ДА ОТСЪСТВА – СЛУЧВА СЕ ВСЕ ПО-ЧЕСТО. ПРЕМЕТНАХ РАНИЦА НА ГРЪБ. И ПОЕХ, ПРЕЗ ЗАДРЯМАЛИЯ В ОЧАКВАНЕ НА ЗАДОКЕАНСКА ЦАРЕВИЦА БЕЛОГРАД, ДА БРОЯ ПРЯСНО ИЗКОПАНИ ДУПКИ. ПОДИР МЕН СЕ ВТУРНАХА БЕЗДОМНИТЕ КВАРТАЛНИ ПСЕТА. ВИНАГИ УСЕЩАТ – НОСЯ ЛИ ИМ ХАПКИ.
ПО НЯКОЕ ВРЕМЕ УСТАНОВИХ, КАК БРОДЕЙКИ - ДУПКА ПОДИР ДУПКА - СЪМ ПОПАДНАЛ В СТАРАТА МОЯ РОДНА ГРЪЦКА МАХАЛА. КРАЙ СТАРИЯТ НАШ СТОЙНОВ ХАН. НА БРЕГА НА УХАЕЩОТО НА НЕФТ И ОТПАДНИ ВОДИ БЕЗБРЕЖНО ЧЕРНО МОРЕ. СЕДНАХ НА ТРОТОАРА ПОТЪНАЛ В СПОМЕНИ.
НЯКОГА, ЛЕТНИЯТ ПРАХОЛЯК С ЦВЯТ НА КЕХЛИБАР, УХАЕШЕ НА ВРАНИ ФАЙТОНДЖИЙСКИ КОНЕ. ТУК СЕ РИТАШЕ ТОП – ПЛАТНЕН ФУТБОЛ ОТ ПРЕЖДА И ПАРЦАЛИ. (CAN YOU IMAGINE!). ПРЕЦЕЛВАХМЕ СЕ В ПИКИ, СЪГРАДЕНИ С ПЛОСКИ КАМЪНИ ПОДБРАНИ ПО БРЕГА НА МОРЕТО. ВЪРТЕШЕ СЕ ПУМПАЛ ПОД КАМШИК, НАРИЧАН “ТУПАЧ”. ИГРАЕШЕ СЕ ЧЕЛИК-СОПА С НЯКОЕ ИЗПЛЪЗНАЛО СЕ ОТ ДВОРЕЦА НАЦИОНАЛНО ВЕЛИЧИЕ. ПИЕШЕ СЕ ЛЕДЕНА ЛИМОНАДА, БЕЗ ТЯ ДА СЕ НАРИЧА “ШВЕПС” СЪС СТРАННИ ДОБАВКИ. ИЗЧАКВАШЕ СЕ ЗАВРЪЩАНЕТО НА КЬОР СТОЙЧО СЛАДОЛЕДЧИЯТА. ЗА ДА СЕ НАХВЪРЛИМ БОРИЧКАЙКИ СЕ, ВЪРХУ ПОЛУПРАЗНИТЕ КАЛАЙДИСАНИ БАКИ С НЕПРОДАДЕН ДОМАШНО ПРИГОТВЕН УХАНЕН СЛАДОЛЕД. ДОКАТО СТАРЕЦЪТ РАЗВЕСЕЛЕН, СИ ПИЕ КАФЕТО.
НЕ ПОДОЗИРАХМЕ, ЧЕ АСФАЛТЪТ НАРИЧАН “КЕТОН”, ЩЕ СЕ СПУСНЕ ОТ ЕВКСИНОГРАД, И РАЗПРОСТРЕ В ГРАДА И ОКОЛО ГРАДА, ЗА ДА ПОТОПИ ПРИРОДАТА В ЦИВИЛИЗОВАН ТРАУР И БЕЗБРОЙНИ БАИРИ СМЕТ.
НЕ СЕ ИНТЕРЕСУВАХМЕ, ЩЕ ИМА ЛИ НОВА И СТАРА ТЕЛЕВИЗИЯ, КАБЕЛЕН И БЕЗЖИЧЕН ИНТЕРНЕТ.
НЕ ГАДАЕХМЕ, КАК ВЪРВИ ПАЗАРА С НАРКОТИЦИ, ЧЕ ДЪРЖАВНОСТТА ДА ОЦЕЛЕЕ.
ИЗБЯГВАХ ДА ПОСЕЩАВАМ СТАРАТА РОДНА ГРЪЦКА МАХАЛА НА БАИРА НАД МОРЕТО, А ЕТО, ЧЕ НЕВЕЖЕСТВЕНО ПРЕКОПАНИЯ ГРАД, САМ СИ МЕ ВЪЗВЪРНА. СЪРЦЕТО МИ СЕ СГЪРЧИ В ОТВРАТ. ВСИЧКО БЕ БЕЗУМНО, БЕЗСМИСЛЕНО, БЕЗПОЩАДНО И – О БОЖЕ! – НЕПРАКТИЧНО ПРОМЕНЕНО. БЯХ ПРЕБРОИЛ 2009 ПРАЗНИ ДУПКИ - ОТ ИЗТРЪГНАТИТЕ ИЗ КОРЕН - СТАРИ БЕЛОГРАДСКИ ЕЛЕКТРИФИКАЦИОННИ СТЪЛБОВЕ. ЗЕЕЩИ, БЕЗ НЯКОЙ ДА ГИ ПОДРАВНИ И ЗАПЪЛНИ.
ХВАНА МЕ ГЛАВОБОЛИЕ.
ПИПНА МЕ СЪРЦЕ. ОГЛЕДАХ СЕ ЗА ТОАЛЕТ.
ОТСЕДНАХ В ГАРАЖ – КАПАНЧЕ. И, ЩО ДА ВИДЯ. ПРЕД БАРА СИ СЕ КЛАТУШКА, НАСАМ – НАТАМ, В ТАКТ С УДУШЛИВА МУЗИКА И ЧАША СПИРТ В РЪКА, МОЯТ НЯКОГАШЕН СЪУЧЕНИК ГОРЧО, КАТО СИ СЕ ХИЛИ СРЕЩУ ПОПЛЮТИЯ ОТ МУХИ ТЕЛЕВИЗОР, С НАЙ-ЛЪЧЕЗАРНАТА УСМИВКА, КАКВАТО БИ МОГЪЛ ДА ИЗЛЪЧИ ЕДИН ШЕСТДЕСЕТИНАГОДИШЕН БРОДЯГА. ВЪЗРАДВАН ДО НЕМАЙ-КЪДЕ, ЧЕ СИ МЕ ВИЖДА ОТНОВО. НЕ ХАРЕСВАМ ПОДОБНИ СРЕЩИ. В ТЯХ ПРОЗИРА НЯКАКВА ФАТАЛИЧНОСТ. ДРУГО СИ Е, АКО СЕ ДОГОВОРИШ ПРЕДВАРИТЕЛНО.
ВСЯКО ЛЯТО,ГОРЧО КАЧВА ТРАБАНТА В СТОЛИЦАТА, ЗА ДА ИЗКАРА МЕСЕЦ-ДВА ЛЮБОВНИ ЗАНЯТИЯ ПО ПЛАЖА. ОТСЯДАЙКИ В ДОМЪТ НА ЧИЧО КОСТА ЯВЛЕНИЕТО. НЯКОГАШЕН КОНЦЕРТМАЙСТОР, БЕЗПЛАТЕН УЧИТЕЛ ПО ЦИГУЛКА НА ВСИ МОМЧЕТИЯ В МАХАЛАТА, ЛЮТИЕР НА ВЪЛШЕБНИ ЦИГУЛКИ ЗА КОНКУРСА В ПРОВАДИЯ. ПОЧИНАЛ С ДЛЕТО В РЪКА, НА ДЕВЕТДЕСЕТ И ДЕВЕТ ГОДИШНА ВЪЗРАСТ, (БЕЗ ДА КАЖЕ АХ – ОХ!), ПОД РЕВА НА БУЛДОЗЕРИ РУШНАЛИ ПОСЛЕДНИТЕ ОСТАТЪЦИ ОТ ДРЕВЕН БЕЛОГРАД.НЕ БЯХ ВИЖДАЛ ГОРЧО ОТ ГОДИНИ. (ДАЛИ, ЗАЩОТО НЕ БЯХ СЕ МЯРВАЛ ТЪДЯВА?)
ОТ АНТИЧНАТА ГРЪЦКА МАХАЛА НА БЕЛОГРАД, ГРАДЕНА С КАМЪНАЦИ ОТ СТАРАТА ГРАДСКА КРЕПОСТНА СТЕНА, НЕ БЕ ОСТАНАЛ КАМЪК ВЪРХУ КАМЪК. ДАЖЕ ЗНАМЕНИТАТА КЪЩА НА СЛЪНЦЕТО НА СТРАХОТНИЯ НЯКОГА РОД НИКОЛИДИ, ВЕЧЕ Я НЯМАШЕ НИКАКВА. НА НЕЙНО МЯСТО ИЗВИСЯВАШЕ РЪСТ БЕЗОБРАЗЕН БЛОК ОТ СТОМАНОБЕТОН, ЧИИТО АЛУМИНИЕВИ ЧЕРЧЕВЕТА ТРЯБВАШЕ ДА НАПОМНЯТ КОРАБ.
ОТ СТОГОДИШНАТА ЛИПА НА ДЯДО ВЕРГИЕВ НЕ БЕ ОСТАНАЛА ДОРИ СЛАМКА. НЯКОГАШНИТЕ КЛЕНОВЕ БЯХА ИЗСЕЧЕНИ ПРЯКО РЕД И ЗАКОН. НЕ СЕ РАЗБРАЛО, КОМУ ПРЕЧАТ ВСЪЩНОСТ ТЕЗИ ЗДРАВИ-ЧИТАВИ ДЪРВЕСА.
НА МЯСТОТО НА КЪЩАТА, В КОЯТО СЕ БЯХ РОДИЛ, ИЗ ЧИЙТО ПЛОЧЕСТ ДВОР НЯКОГА СЕ НОСЕХА ПЕСНИТЕ НА ЛЕЛЯ ЗОРКА-ПЕСНОПОЙКА, БУЧЕШЕ КВАРТАЛЕН ТРАФОПОСТ С РАЗБИТИ СТОМАНЕНИ ВРАТИ. САМО ДА ТИ СТИСКА – ВЛЕЗАЙ И ГРАБИ.
НА МЯСТОТО НА ДОМЪТ, В КОЙТО БЕ ОТРАСНАЛ ГОРЧО, И В ЧИЙТО ДВОР НЯКОГА БЛИКАШЕ ЦЕЛЕБЕН ИЗВОР, ЗЕЕШЕ БЕЗОБРАЗНА ЯМА ЗАПЪЛНЕНА С НАЙЛОНОВИ ОТПАДЪЦИ И МИРИЗЛИВ ЖАБУНЯК.
ДВЕ СЪКРОВНИ СЪСЕДНИ УЛИЦИ, ПО ПРИУМИЦА НА ИЗВЕСТЕН АРХИТЕКТ, БЯХА ПРЕВЪРНАТИ В БЕЗЛИЧНА АСФАЛТИРАНА ПЛОЩ. ПО НЕЯ СЕ НАДЛАЙВАХА ТЪЛПИ ОСВИРЕПЕЛИ БЕЗСТОПАНСТВЕНИ КУЧЕТА, А ПО ТРОТОАРИТЕ ДОМУВАХА КЛОШАРИ.
В ГАРАЖИТЕ ПРОЦЪФТЯВАШЕ ИКОНОМИКА В СИВО: “КУКУ-МАГАЗИН”; ПОГРЕБАЛНА АГЕНЦИЯ „БЪДЕЩЕ ЗА ВСИЧКИ”; ПРОДАВАЧ НА ДОМАШЕН МЕД DO-IT-YOURSELF”; ХРАНИ ЗА ДОМАШНИ ЛЮБИМЦИ ОТ ВНОС; КОМПЮТРИ ВТОРА УПОТРЕБА – ОТ ВНОС; АГЕНЦИЯ ЗА ЗАДГРАНИЧНИ ЗАПОЗНАНСТВА; ОГРОМЕН МАГАЗИН ЗА ДРЕХИ ВТОРА УПОТРЕБА “INTERNATIONAL PICK-POCKETS”; ДЖЕБНОТО ГАРАЖНО БАРЧЕ “АРИЗОНА” В КОЕТО БЯХ ОТСЕДНАЛ ПОРАДИ НУЖДИ ОТ ВСЕОБЩО ЕСТЕСТВО. А НАД ГАРАЖИТЕ ВЪРВЕШЕ ОБИЧАЙНИЯТ, МАЙСТОРСКИ ПРИКРИТ, ПОТОМСТВЕН БЕЛОГРАДСКИ ГЛАД. НИКАКЪВ ОСТАТЪК ОТ КИТЕН ДВОР, В КОЙТО ДА ЛЕЖИ; ПОД НАНИЗ ЧИРОЗ И АСМА, ПОД АЛОМАТНА СМОКОВНИЦА И МЪДЪР НАР, МЕЖДУ БОДЛИВ ФИНАП И КРАСНА РАЙСКА ЯБЪЛКА; ПРЯСНО КАЛЪФАТЕНА ГЕМИЯ УХАЕЩА НА МЕРЛУЗА. ОТ АРОМАТА НА СТАР БЕЛОГРАД НЕ БЕ ОСТАНАЛО НИЩО. ОСВЕН МОЖЕБИ КОШ МЕНТЕТА В МУЗЕЯ. НАТЪЖИХ СЕ ДО БЕЗКРАЙ. ПОНЯКОГА МИ СЕ СТРУВА, ЧЕ САМО АЗ ГО МОГА. МНОЗИНА ТВЪРДЯТ, ЧЕ ВЕЛИКОЛЕПНОТО ВСЕСИЛНО ЧЕРНО МОРЕ, ВСЕВЕЧНИЯ ТЕМАРИН, ОТДАВНА НЕ ОТБИВА ВЪЛНИ С БЕЗУМНА СИЛА - КАКТО НЯКОГА, А ПРАВИ ТОВА С ПРИТАЕНОТО ГНЕВНО БЕЗРАЗЛИЧИЕ НА ПОТЪРПЕВШ УМИРАЮЩ. НЕ СЪМ УБЕДЕН, ЧЕ Е ИМЕННО ТАКА. НО, АКО Е – ГОРКО НАМ.
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САМО ДО ПРЕДИ ДЕСЕТИНА ГОДИНИ ВРЕМЕ, ХАРЕСВАХ ДА СИ СЕ ЗАВРЪЩАМ ВСРЕД АНТИЧНИТЕ ПЛОЧЕСТИ ДВОРОВЕ. ДА ОТСЯДАМ ПОД АФУЗАЛИ-АСМА. ДА ВДИШВАМ ОТ РАЗЦЪФТЯЛАТА ЛИПА. ДА ПРИПАЛВАМ ГЛИНЕНА ЛУЛА С КАЧАК ОТСТОЯЛ В МЕД, УЗО И КАРАМФИЛ. ДА РАЗПРИКАЗВАМ ПОСЛЕДНИ СТАРИЦИ И СТАРЦИ. В НАШЕ ВРЕМЕ ИЗБЯГВАМ ДА ГО ПРАВЯ. СТАРЦИ И СТАРИЦИ, ВСЕ ОЩЕ СЕ НАМИРАТ. АЛА, НИЩО НЕ БИ МОГЛО ДА ВЪЗВЪРНЕ ВКУСЪТ НА ОТМИНАЛОТО ВРЕМЕ, ВСРЕД НАСТОЯЩАТА АСФАЛТОВА ПУСТИНЯ. ОБГРАДЕНА ВМЕСТО С ДУВАРИ, С БЕЗЛИЧНИ ФАСАДИ, ОСТЪКЛЕНИ С НЕПРОГЛЕДНИ ОГЛЕДАЛНИ СТЪКЛА. ВСЕ ПО-ЧЕСТО СИ СЕ ПИТАМ – ЗАЩО? ОТГОВАРЯМ СИ – ИНСТИТУЦИОНАЛИЗИРАНЕ ДО ДУПКА. ИНСТИТУЦИОНАЛИЗИРАНЕТО НА ЧУВСТВА И ЖЕЛАНИЯ, ОТДАВНА ПРЕДХОЖДА ВЗЕМАНЕТО НА РЕШЕНИЯ. ТАКАВА Е МОДАТА. ДА НЕ СЕ ВЛИЗА В КОНФЛИКТИ. ВСЪЩНОСТ – ДА НЕ СЕ ПРЕДПРИЕМА НИЩО.
ГОРЧО Е ЗНАЧИТЕЛНО ПО-МЛАД. НА ВЪЗРАСТ, А КЪДЕ-КЪДЕ ПО ЗРЯЛ В УМ. ЗАТОВА - ДАЛЕЧ ПОВЕЧЕ НАПРЕДНАЛ. ПРОФЕСОР, ДОКТОР НА НАУКИТЕ, ЧЛЕН НА МЕЖДУНАРОДНИ АКАДЕМИИ И КЛУБОВЕ, ПО ЦЕЛИЯТ ЦИВИЛИЗОВАН СВЯТ. ДИРЕКТОР НА СТРАТЕГИЧЕСКО НАПРАВЛЕНИЕ В СТРОГО ЗАСЕКРЕТЕН ИНСТИТУТ.
- ДОШЪЛ СЪМ ЗА “МЯСТОТО”, - ИЗТЪРСИ ГОРЧО, А АЗ КОЙ ЗНАЕ ЗАЩО СИ ПРИПОМНИХ НЕГОВОТО РАЗПЛАКАНО, НЯКОГА, ДЕТСКО ЛИЦЕ, - НАЗДРАВЕ!
- НАЗДРАВЕ, БЕ, НАЗДРАВЕ …
ПОРТИТЕ НА НАШИТЕ КЪЩИ, ПРЕДИ ГОДИНИ, БЯХА РАЗПОЛОЖЕНИ ГЕОМЕТРИЧЕСКИ ТОЧНО ЕДНА СРЕЩУ ДРУГА. НИЕ ОБИТАВАХМЕ ДВЕ СТАИ И КУХНЯ В ПРИСТРОЙКАТА ЗА ПРИСЛУГА НА БАБА ДОНА МИЛИОННА. ОГРОМНОТО МНОГОЧИСЛЕНО СЕМЕЙСТВО НА ГОРЧО СЕ РАЗПОЛАГАШЕ В ОБЩИРНА АРИСТОКРАТСКА КЪЩА С БАНЯ, САМОСТОЯТЕЛЕН ДВОР С ТЕРАСА И АСМАЛЪК, ПИАНО В ХОЛ С МАСЛЕНИ КАРТИНИ ПО СТЕНИТЕ, И ГАРАЖ С РАЗБИТА СТОМАНЕНА РУЛЕТКА, КЪДЕТО С МОМЧЕШКА ПОМОЩ СЕ РАЗПАДАШЕ ЗАНЕМАРЕН “ФОРД” С ДЪРВЕНО КОРМИЛО. РОДЪТ ГОРЧО ПРИТЕЖАВАШЕ БЕЗКРАЙНИ ХЕКТАРИ ЗЕМЯ ПО БАИРИТЕ НАД БЕЛОГРАД. БАЩА МУ, ПОЛКОВНИК ОТ ЗАПАСА, ПО ВРЕМЕ НА ВОЙНАТА БЕ СЛУЖЕБЕН КМЕТ НА СЕЛО СРЕДЕН ЧИФЛИК, ОКОЛИЯ БЕЛОГРАДСКА, ОБЛАСТ ВАРНА, ЦАРСТВО БЪЛГАРИЯ. ПО ВРЕМЕ НА РАЗМИРИЦИТЕ ПРЕДХОЖДАЩИ РУСКАТА ОКУПАЦИЯ, ОТЪРВАЛ КУРШУМ, НО ПОДИР ТОВА ЗА ДЪЛГО НАСТАНЕН НА ТОПЛО.
ПОМНЯ КАТО ДНЕС ДЕНЯТ. КОГАТО НЕЩАСТНИЯТ ЧОВЕЧЕЦ, БИВШИЯТ ВОЕННОВРЕМЕНЕН СЛУЖЕБЕН СЕЛСКИ КМЕТ, БЕ ДОВЕДЕН ПОД КОНВОЙ ДА ОПРАВЯ УЛИЧНИЯ ПЛОЧНИК. ТОЧНО ПРЕД ВРАТАТА НА СОБСТВЕНИЯ СИ ДОМ. РОБСТВО НЯМАШЕ – ВЕЧЕ БЕ СВОБОДА, НО ЗАТВОРНИЦИТЕ ДАВАХА ТРУД НА БРИГАДНИ НАЧАЛА.
ПОМНЯ ТАМ, ЗАД МЕТАЛНАТА ОГРАДА, ЛИЦЕТО НА ГОРЧО ОБЛЯНО В СЪЛЗИ. КАК СЕ ГЛЕДАТ ЕДИН – ДРУГ, БЕЗ ДА МОГАТ ДУМА ДА СИ КАЖАТ. ГОРЧО В УЧЕНИЧЕСКА УНИФОРМА, И ЯРКА ЧЕРВЕНА ВРАТОВРЪЗКА. БАЩА МУ – В РАИРАНИТЕ ДРЕХИ НА ПОЛИТИЧЕСКИ ЗАТВОРНИК. И МИЛИЦИОНЕР С ТРОФЕЕН ШМАЙЗЕР МЕЖДУ ТЯХ. ОТ ТОГАВА БЯХА ИЗМИНАЛИ ПЕТДЕСЕТ ГОДИНИ ВРЕМЕ. НО СПОМЕНЪТ, БЕ ОСОБЕНО ТЕЖЪК. ЩОМ НА МЕН' ТЕЖИ, РЕКОХ СИ - КАК ЛИ НЕ ТЕЖИ НА ГОРЧО?
- ИМАМЕ ЕДНО СЕМЕЙНО “МЯСТО”, - ПОВТОРИ И ПОТРЕТИ ГОРЧО, - СПЕЦИАЛНО ЗА НЕГО СИ ВЗЕХ ОТПУСК. ДА ГО ОКОСЯ. ДА ГО ПОЛЕЯ. ДА ГО ОБГРИЖА …
- ВРЕМЕТО - ЩЕ СТИГНЕ ЛИ?
- МАЛКО СА ДВА МЕСЕЦА ЗА ТОВА “МЯСТО” - ТЪЙ ДА ЗНАЙШ!
КАКВО ЛИ ИСКАШЕ ДА КАЖЕ?
ПРЕЗ ОНЕЗИ СТРАШНИ, ДИВИ СЛЕДВОЕННИ ГОДИНИ, КВАРТАЛНАТА МЕСОПРОДАВНИЦА БЕ ПРЕУСТРОЕНА В МЛЕКОЦЕНТРАЛА. ДОКАТО СТРОЕЖЪТ ВЪРВЕШЕ, ОТБОР МАХЛЕНСКИ МОМЧУРЛЯЦИ ВСЯКА ВЕЧЕР ВЛИЗАХМЕ ПРЕЗ ПОЧУПЕНИТЕ ПРОЗОРЦИ. ПОТЪВАХМЕ ВСРЕД ЛЕПКАВ И ЗАГАДЪЧЕН ПОЛУМРАК. УБЕЖДАВАХМЕ СЕ ЕДИН – ДРУГ В ХРАБРОСТ. РАЗБИВАЙКИ С МЕЧТИ - ЗАДЪЛЖИТЕЛНАТА ПО ОНОВА ВРЕМЕ КЪРМЪЗЪ-ТЪМНОТА. ПРОСКЪРЦВАХА РЪЖДИВИ ВЕНТИЛАТОРИ. НЕВИДИМО ПЪРХАХА ПРИЛЕПИ. ПРОБЯГВАХА НАПАДЛИВИ ПЛЪХОВЕ. ПРИДВИЖВАХМЕ СЕ ПО НЕОБЕЗОПАСЕНИТЕ ЕТАЖИ, СПОСОБНИ ДА РУХНЕМ В БЕЗДЪННОТО ПОДЗЕМИЕ. ЗА КОЕТО СЕ ЗНАЕШЕ, ЧЕ ВОДИ ДО ДРЕВНИ КАТАКОМБИ. БЕЛОГРАД Е СТАР КОЛКОТО СВЕТА. НО, КОГО ИНТЕРЕСУВА ВСИЧКО ТОВА ОСВЕН ВЕЧНИ МОМЧУРЛЯЦИ КАТО НАС?
ПОДИР ДЕНЯТ ЗА БАЩИНА ПОПРАВКА НА ОБЩИНСКИЯ ПЛОЧНИК, ПРЕД РОДНИЯ ДОМ НА ГОРЧО, В ПОЛУНОЩ, ДВАМАТА ПРОНИКНАХМЕ В НЕОХРАНЯВАНИЯ ОТ НИКОГО СТРОЕЖ. СЕДНАХМЕ ДО КАЦА С ВАР, ВЪРХУ КУПЧИНА ПЯСЪК. НАД ГЛАВИТЕ НИ ГУКАХА ГЪЛЪБИ. ЦВЪРЧАХА РАЗБУДЕНИ ЛАСТОВИЦИ. ВРЕМЕТО НА ВРЕМЕНАТА БРОДЕШЕ ПРЕЗ НАС.
БЯХ ГОТОВ ДА ЗАДРЕМА, КОГАТО ГОРЧО ТИХО ОБЯВИ.
- СЕГА … ЩЕ СИ ТЕГЛЯ … ЪХ! … КУРШУМА …
- С ПАТЛАНГАЧ, ЛИ? – УМЕЕШЕ ДА СЕ ШЕГУВА.
- С ПАРАБЕЛА НА СТАРИЯ.
- ХА ДЕ!
- НА ПАПÀ ПАРАБЕЛА КОНФИСКУВАХА. НА ДЯДО НЕ УСПЯХА …
- БРЕ ДЕ-ДЕ!?!
ПОМИСЛИХ, ЧЕ АКО Е ПОЛУДЯЛ ТО ЩЕ ДА Е БИЛО ТОЧНО ПО ОБЕД. КОГАТО ГОРЧО НАДУВАШЕ БЕЗГЛАСЕН ПЛАЧ, А БАЩА МУ ХАПВАШЕ ОТ АЛУМИНИЕВА КУПИЧКА ПОСТЕН ЗАТВОРНИЧЕСКИ БОБ. НА ЗЕМЯТА НА ПРЕСНИЯ ТРОТОАР, ОТ ДРУГАТА СТРАНА НА ПРЕДВИДЛИВО ЗАКЛЮЧЕНАТА ВРАТА. ПОД ПОГЛЕДИТЕ НА СЪСЕДИ И СЪСЕДКИ.
В МРАКА ГОРЧО СЕ РАЗМЪРДА, И АЗ ЧУХ, КАК ЗАТВОРЪТ НА ЕДИН ПИСТОЛЕТ ИЗТРАКА.
- НЕДЕЙ!
- ЩЕ …
ЗАХВАНАХМЕ ДА СЕ БОРИМ. СТУДЕНОТО ЖЕЛЯЗО ЗАПЪЛЗЯ. УДАРИХ ГОРЧО ПРЕЗ РЪЦЕТЕ. ПУШКАЛОТО ПРОПАДНА ПРЕЗ ЕТАЖИТЕ НАДОЛУ, КЪДЕТО ГЛУХО ИЗГЪРМЯ. ВИСОКОТО ХАЛЕ ОТРАЗИ МНОГОКРАТНО. ТЕЛЕФОН ЗАЗВЪНЯ НЕУДЪРЖИМО. ХУКНАХМЕ ИЗПЛАШЕНИ НАВЪН.
СЕТИХ СЕ ЗА ВСИЧКО ТОВА, А ГОРЧО СИ СЕ ХИЛЕШЕ НАСРЕЩА.
- ОНЗИ ПИЩОВ, - ПРИПОМНИХ, - ОЩЕ Е В МЕНЕ …
- ХА ДЕ! – ОТСЕЧЕ ПО ХЛАПАШКИ. – ДА МИ ГО ВЪРНЕШ – А!?!
- ТОЙ СИ Е ТВОЙ!
- НА ДЯДО Е …
ОТНОВО ЗАГОВОРИ ЗА “МЯСТОТО”, КАК ЕДВА ГО ОПАЗИЛ, КАК СТОЛИЧНАТА УПРАВА СЕ ОБАДИЛА НА ВАРНЕНСКАТА, А ТЯ НА КМЕТА НА БЕЛОГРАД. В ТАЗИ СТРАНА, ЗАЯВИ ГОРЧО, ЗАКОНЪТ ВЪРВИ, АМА НЯМА КОЙ ДА ГО ДВИЖИ.
- ИМА ЛИ КОЙ ДА ГО ДВИЖИ – ЗАКОНЪТ ВЪРВИ! – ЗАЯВИ И ЗАМЛЪКНА.
ПРОСВЕТНА МИ - СТАВА ДУМА ЗА ГРОБИЩНО МЕСТО. БЕ ВРЕМЕ НА АВАНГАРДЕН ПРОЕКТ ЗА ПРЕМЕСТВАНЕ ГРОБИЩАТА ИЗВЪН ГРАДА, ЧЕ ДА СЕ ПОСТРОИ НА ТЯХНО МЯСНО БИЗНЕС ПАРК С ХОТЕЛ-РЕСТОРАНТ. КАКТО НЯКОГА, В КРАЯТ НА ТРИДЕСЕТТЕ, ТОВА БЕ СТОРЕНО С ГРЪЦКИТЕ ГРОБИЩА В МОРСКАТА ГРАДИНА НА БЕЛОГРАД.
- ТОВА Е ГРОБНИЦА, - ОТСЕЧЕ ГОРЧО, - ЗНАЕШ, БЯХМЕ СЪСТОЯТЕЛНИ ХОРА. НАМЕРИХ Я РАЗБИТА.
ИЗРЕЧЕ ГО ДРЪЗКО И ВИСОКО. РАЗБРАХ, ЧЕ БЕ ПИЯН.
- ИНАФ ВИСКИ, - РЕКОХ, - И НА БИРАТА ИНАФ, ЧЕ ХОРАТА НИ ГЛЕДАТ!
- ЩЕ ВИДЯТ ТЕ, - ИЗТЪРСИ ГОРЧО. БЕ СЪЩИЯТ, НО ПОНАПЪЛНЯЛ И ПОБЕЛЯЛ, - ЩЕ ПОЧУВСТВАТ …
ЗАМЪЛЧАХМЕ. БЯХМЕ ЛИ СИ КАЗАЛИ ВСИЧКО? ПРИЯТЕЛСТВОТО И ОТКРОВЕННОСТТА ОТМИНАВАТ, ЗАЕДНО С ГОДИНИТЕ. ОСТАВАТ ОБЩИТЕ СПОМЕНИ. ПОВЕЧЕТО ОТ ГОРЧИВИ.
ПО ПЪТЯ КЪМ ДОМА, ВЪВ ВИЕЩИЯ НА ЗАВОИТЕ „ТРАБАНТ”, ГОРЧО СЕ ОТВОРИ ДА РАЗКАЗВА. ПРАВЕЛ НАУКА, ИСТИНСКА НАУКА, КОЯТО СЕ ПРАВИ НА ЗЕМЯТА, НО ЛЕТИ В КОСМОСА. ОБИКОЛИЛ ЦЕЛИЯТ ЛЪЖОВЕН СВЯТ. ОТ ПАРТИОТИЧЕСКИ ПОДБУДИ ОТКАЗАЛ - ДА ОСТАНЕ В ЩАТИТЕ – КЪДЕТО ПАРА СЕ ЛЕЕ ИЗ ВЕДРО.
НЕ ХАРЕСВАЛ, ЧЕ СЪМ СЕ ИЗОСТАВИЛ.
КАКВИ СА ТЕЗИ ОРЕДЕЛИ КОСИ? ЗАЩО Е ТОЗИ ГОЛ ЧЕРЕП?
НЕ СПОРТУВАМ ЛИ – ТЕНИСЪТ ВЕЧЕ Е ДОСТЪПЕН?
АМИ ГОЛФ – ИГРИЩА КОЛКО ЩЕШ! КАКВА Е ТАЗИ РОШАВА БРАДА? ЗАЩО СЕ НОСЯ ТАКА ОРЪФАН? ЗА ПИСАТЕЛ ЛИ СЕ ИМАМ, ИЛИ ЗА ПРОРОК? ОТ КАКВО ЛИ, БИ МОГЪЛ ДА ПРЕЖИВЯВА ЕДИН НЕПРИЗНАТ ПИСАТЕЛ В ПРОВИНЦИАЛЕН БЕЛОГРАД? БЕШЕ СИ ОТГОВОРИЛ САМ.
- ОТ ПОДАЯНИЯ …
- НА РАНИНА – ПО ТЪМНИНА, - ДОПЪЛНИХ, - ОБИКАЛЯМ КОФИТЕ ЗА СМЕТ, ТА СЪБИРАМ ОТПАДНИ КАРТОНЕНИ КУТИИ.
- В ДРУГИ СТРАНИ, ТОВА Е СЕРИОЗЕН БИЗНЕС. – ОТСЕЧЕ. – ЩЕ ТИ ИЗПРАТЯ ЕДНА НЕРЪЖДАЕМА КОЛИЧКА. ТОКУЩО Я ЗАВЪРНАХМЕ ОТ ЛУНАТА. БРАКУВАХМЕ Я – МАКАР ДА НЕ Е РАДИОАКТИВНА. НЯКАКЪВ МЕТЕОРИТ Я ЦАПНАЛ ПРАВО ПО ГЕРБА, А ТОВА Е ОБИДНО.
ПРЕМЪЛЧАХ. ТЕЗИ ВРЪЗКИ НА ВЪРХА – ВИНАГИ ИЗНЕНАДВАТ. ПОСЛЕ СЕ РАЗЯДОСАХ. С КОСМИЧЕСКА КАРЕТА – ХАРТИЯ ДА СЪБИРАМ – ХА ДЕ!
- ЗАРАН, КАТО СТАНА ОТ ПИШЕЩАТА МАШИНА, - ПРОМЪЛВИХ С ГНУСОТА В ДУШАТА - ТРЪГВАМ ПО КОФИТЕ ЗА СМЕТ. МИМОХОДОМ СОРТИРАМ ОТКРИТОТО. КОЕТО Е ЗА ЧЕТЕНЕ – У ДОМА. НЯМА НУЖДА ДА ХОДЯ НА БИБЛИОТЕКА. КЪМ ОБЕД ЗАНАСЯМ ДВАДЕСЕТИНА КИЛОГРАМА В ПРИЕМАТЕЛНИЯ ПУНКТ. ВСРЕД ОНАЗИ МРЪСОТА! АЗ, ПИСАТЕЛЯТ С ТОЛКОЗ МНОГО КНИГИ. НО ЗА ОБЕД, О!, ЗА ОБЕД РАЗПОЛАГАМ СЪС СТОТИНКИ ЗА ЕДНО КЕБАПЧЕ.
- ЩО ЩЕ ЧИНИШ – КАРАЙ! - И СЕ ЗАХВАНА ДА ЗВЪНИ ЗА ЛУННАТА КАРЕТА – ПО DHL НЕЗАБАВНО ДА МИ Я ИЗПРАТЯТ.
ЩОМ ОПРАВИ НЕЩАТА, ГОРЧО ОТНОВО ЗАГОВОРИ ЗА ПРИНЦИПИ, ЗА ХИПОТЕЗИ И ЗА ПОСТИЖЕНИЯ. НА НЯКАКЪВ МНОГО ВИСОК СИМПОЗИУМ - ЧЕРНО НА БЯЛО ДАКАЗАЛ, ЧЕ ПРЪСТЕНИТЕ НА САТУРН НЕ СА НИЩО ДРУГО ОСВЕН МАСИРАНО ИЗСТРЕЛВАНЕ НА ИЗКУСТВЕНИ СПЪТНИЦИ ПРЕДИ МИЛИОНИ ГОДИНИ ОТ ЖИТЕЛИТЕ НА ПЛАНЕТАТА САТУРН, КОИТО ВЕЧЕ НИКАКВИ ГИ НЯМА. ЗАЩО ЛИ? ЗАЩОТО СА СЕ ПРЕСЕЛИЛИ НА ЗЕМЯТА.
СПОРЕД ВАС, КАКВО БИХ МОГЪЛ ДА ДОБАВЯ?
- СБЪРКАЛИ СА, ТЕЗИ САТУРНИАНЦИ – НЕ НА МЯСТО СА ПОПАДНАЛИ!
ПОМЪЛЧАХМЕ. НИЩО ДРУГО НЕ ОСТАВАШЕ, ОСВЕН ДА ГО ИЗСЛУШАМ.
- ТРЕТОТО ХИЛЯДОЛЕТИЕ, - ПРОДЪЛЖИ ГОРЧО, - ТРЕТОТО ХИЛЯДОЛЕТИЕ Е ХИЛЯДОЛЕТИЕ, НА МАСОВО ДОСТЪПНИ ВИСОКИ ТЕХНОЛОГИИ. ЗА ВСИЧКО, И ЗА ВСИЧКИ.
- ТАКА Е, - ОТВЪРНАХ, - И С РЕЦИКЛИРАНЕТО НА КАШОНИ Е ТАКА. ДОСТЪПНО Е ЗА ВСЕКИ. ТРЯБВА САМО ДА ИМАШ ХУБАВА РЪЧНА КОЛИЧКА. КАЧВА ПРОИЗВОДИТЕЛНОСТТА …
СТИГНАХМЕ ДОМА. НЕ ПОЖЕЛА ДА ВЛЕЗЕ. (ДОПУСНАХ, ЧЕ СИ СЕ СТРАХУВА, ДА НЕ ГО ОТКРАДНАТ!) ВТУРНАХ СЕ В МАЗЕТО. ТАМ, В ДЪРВЕНА БЪЧВА С ВЕХТОРИИ, СЪХРАНЯВАХ ПАРАБЕЛА НА ПОКОЙНИЯ ПОЛКОВНИК О.З. НА Н.В. - ГОРЧО ГОРАНОВ ГОРАЧЕВ. НАМИРАШЕ СЕ, В ИЗКОРМЕНА КНИГА С ТВЪРДИ ДЪРВЕНИ КОРИЦИ. НАЛУЧКАХ КНИГАТА ОПИПОМ. ИЗЛЯЗОХ НА УЛИЦАТА. ПООГЛЕДАХ СЕ, ПА БУТНАХ КНИГАТА В ЖАБКАТА НА КОЛАТА. ЕДВА СЕ ПОБРА. ГОРЧО БЛАГОДАРИ, ПА МЕ ПРЕГЪРНА И ЦЕЛУНА. ПО БУЗАТА МИ ОСТАНА ВЛАГА. ДАДЕ МРЪСНИШКА ГАЗ, И ИЗЧЕЗНА ЗАД НЕДАЛЕЧНИЯ ЪГЪЛ, КЪДЕТО ЗЕЕШЕ ПОРЕДНАТА ДУПКА НА ТРАЙНОТО БЕЗЗАКОНИЕ, ОБХВАНАЛО ТЕЗИ ЗЕМИ ОТ КАК СВЯТ СВЕТУВА. ЗНАЕХ, ЧЕ ОТНОВО ОТПРАШВА КЪМ СТАРАТА ГРЪЦКА МАХАЛА, КЪДЕТО ЩЕ ОТСЕДНЕ В СЪЩОТО СКАПАНО БИСТРО, ЗА ДА ПРОДЪЛЖИ ПРЕЗ ПИТИЕТА-ФАЛШИМЕНТО. СЪЗЕРЦАВАЙКИ НОЩНИТЕ ОЧЕРТАНИЯ НА ОНОВА ПУСТО ПОДОБИЕ НА ПЛОЩАД, КЪДЕТО ОТ КЪЩАТА, ЛИПАТА, ГАРАЖА, АСМАТА, ТЕРАСАТА, БАНЯТА И ЦЕЛЕБНОТО ИЗВОРЧЕ В ДВОРА, БЕ МУ ОСТАНАЛ ЕДИНСТВЕНО МАЛОМЕРЕН ПУСТ АПАРТАМЕНТ, И ДЪЛБОКА ЯМА ЛАНСКИ ЖАБУНЯК.
НА СЛЕДВАЩИЯ ДЕН ЗАРЯЗАХ ИЗДИРВАНЕТО НА ОТПАДЪЧНА ХАРТИЯ. ХВАНАХ ПЪТЯ И - ПРАВО НА ГРОБИЩАТА. КЪДЕТО УСПОКОЕНИ ВЕДНЪЖ ЗАВИНАГИ - РАМО ДО РАМО КРОТУВАТ; МОШЕНИЦИ И ЗНАМЕНИТОСТИ, ВЕЛМОЖИ И ГЛУПЦИ, НЕВИННИ ЖЕРТВИ И ПОЧТЕНИ РАЗБОЙНИЦИ. ИНАЧЕ КАЗАНО НЕЩАСТНИ БЕЛОГРАДЦИ. НОСЕХ БУКЕТ КАРАМФИЛИ, ЗАЕДНО СВЕЩ КАТО КОПРАЛЯ. СТАРОТО ПРИЯТЕЛСТВО ИЗИСКВА ЖЕРТВИ, КАЗВАХ СИ, А ГЛАДУВАНЕТО Е ДОСТОЙНО И ПОЛЕЗНО. ВСИЧКО ЗАВИСИ ОТ ТОВА, КАК ГО ПРАВИШ. И, РАЗБИРА СЕ, ЗАКЪСНЯХ.
НА ГРОБИЩАТА ЦАРЕШЕ СУЕТНЯ. С МЪКА СИ ПРОБИХ ПЪТ ПРЕЗ ТЪЛПАТА. ЕДНА ЛИНЕЙКА ИЗПИЩЯ И ДОЙДЕ, И СЕ РАЗТВОРИ. ОТ НЕЯ ИЗМЪКНАХА НОСИЛКА, РАЗПНАХА ЧЕРЕН НАЙЛОНОВ ЧУВАЛ. ВЪРХУ ОТРУПАНАТА СЪС СЛАДОСТИ ПАНИХИДНА МАСА, ЛЕЖЕШЕ СТАРИЯТ ПАРАБЕЛ ВСРЕД ЛОКВА КРЪВ.
- ДОШЪЛ ДА ПРАВИ ПАНИХИДА, - ОТВЪРНА ОТЧЕТО ЩОМ МЕ ПОЗНА, - НИКОЙ НЕ СЕ ОТЗОВАЛ. БИЛ ПОКАНИЛ – ПО ПАРТИЙНА ПОВЕЛЯ - ПОЛОВИН БЕЛОГРАД. ЧАКАЛ, ЧАКАЛ, ЧАКАЛ, ПИЛ ЕДНА РАКИЯ, ЧЕ И ВТОРА, ЧЕ И ТРЕТА, ПА СЕ ГРЪМНАЛ В УСТАТА. С ТОЗИ РЪЖДИВ ПАРАБЕЛ. ОТ КЪДЕ ГО Е НАБАРАЛ? ЧАКАМЕ ПОЛИЦИЯ.
АМА, ЧЕ ПОП, РЕКОХ СИ, ИЗПОВЯДА СЕ КАТО НА ДЯДО ВЛАДИКА. СТРАХ ГО Е ДА НЕ ГО ПИПНАТ ЗА МЮШЕРИЯ? ДЯДО ПОПЕ, ДЯДО ПОПЕ - ВЗЕМА ЛИ ДУШ, НАПРАВО НА ЧЕНГЕ ИЗГЛЕЖДАМ. ПРЕДСТАВЯМ СИ ЩО ЩЕ ДА Е – ВТУРНА ЛИ СЕ С КОСМИЧНАТА КАРЕТА НАПРЕКИ ПРЕЗ БЕЛОГРАД – КАРТОН ДА СЪБИРАМ – ПАРИ ЗА КЕБАПЧЕ В КРИЗА ДА ИЗКАРАМ.
ПОБЪРЗАХ ДА СЕ ОТДАЛЕЧА. НЕ БИВАШЕ ДА ГУБЯ ВРЕМЕ. НА ИДВАНЕ КЪМ ГРОБИЩАТА БЯХ ОТКРИЛ ЧИСТИЧКО МИКРОСМЕТИЩЕ, С КУПИЩА ХУБАВ КАРТОН ЗА КОВЧЕЗИ. ЩЯХ ДА ИЗКАРАМ, И ЗА БИРА, И ЗА КЕБАБЧЕ. ПО ЦЕЛИЯТ ПЪТ ДО ДОМА, НЕ ПРЕСТАВАХ ДА СИ ПОВТАРЯМ, КАКВО, ЧЕ ПРЕЗ ТРЕТОТО ХИЛЯДОЛЕТИЕ ВИСОКИТЕ ТЕХНОЛОГИИ ЩЕ БЪДАТ МАСОВО ДОСТЪПНИ.
КОЙ КАТО НАС …
THE END
16.8.2009 Г. 11:46:46

Monday, November 04, 2013

BACKFLYING BIRD, short story, Hemy VARNALIUS


(C ) 1999 - Bogomil Kostoff AVRAMOV-HEMY
24 Ivan Drassov Street, 9002-Varna, Bulgaria
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E-Mail: hemy@abv.bg

BACKFLYING BIRD
SHORT DTORY -
by
Bogomil Kostov AVRAMOV-HEMY
(10 250 WDS)

I.
EVERY TIME, when I call the capital of my small balcan country, I never miss to cross the small pine forest blocked between the skyscrepers, into the center of the hearth of the city. Through the forest, the trams have passed far away singing and wingling with there old fashion green iron made corps. Jammed up to the car man's caps with all of that silently, angry, mуstically closed, self tuned crowds of unknown each one persons. Which can meet only at the Balcan Peninsula towns, villages and roads. Anywhere in the middle of the tiny forest, near the rusted tramway line, still now has stay an oddly green painted wood lodge. Strange saved under shadows of the high pine trees. Near the rust covered tramway line. In the middle of the city. In the hearth of this forgotten for ever from the municipality departments forest. Never forgotten to me. . .

BEFORE MANY YEARS, the city trams had came here heavy and hardly. The lineman, smiled to the bottom of his blue uniform dress, very proudly with his red peak cap, welcomed the come in crowds. The noisly travellers came down from the tram. Somehow lazy. Somehow carefree. Cheerfully talking. Smartly sparkling with falsh silber and cheap gold. Softly jabbering. Not suspecting what wate them through the next fifty years. Came here, at the surrourdings of the great city, to transfer them to another more powerful coach. Which with loudly whistling brakes arise from the daily darkness of that same nearby forest.
The new tram has stay for a while. Took up all the peoples. Transfer them, both with there self-satisfied smiling, over there, to the hill, surounded with a rich necklace of big taverns and green cottages. Where again had burst the sparkling life of the midnight world.
Over on the top . . .
Over… . . . And over . . .

IT WAS BEEN MY MOST SECRET JORNEY, repeated through the years of my poor life as a homemade Balcan intellectual. An oddly sadly litany around my early kid's remembers. When the windows of the lonely canton ecoed under ours strocks, stones and clibs. When the rail man watcher, deeply flattered because of the swiftly attention to the dignities of his daughters, swinging empty handsq discharging heavy words against us - the district pack of wasters - to the vaults of the heavens of the sky. And my wish to call once again this sacred for me place, has done me an impossible to overcome spiritual pain.
But the wood shutters were been tightly closed. On the door gates was hang a big ancient bronze padlock. All around haunted loneliness and hopelineses. Only at the end of the day, behind the dropped down shutters, was percolated portions crimson light, followed from silently piano songs.
To see and to feel all this, I have passed away down to the city, aboard of any new type tram, through the small pine forest, along the canton station, crossing the bloody capital night. And no one from the travelers can suppose, that at the end of the wagon has seat, has yearning and has trembling, full of congealed memories, stupid sadness and compulsory disillusions, a short provincial man, in the middle of the age, at the end of his days. Gripping in his hands a small leather valise, well filled with printed papers from a very important governmental meaning. And such happened ones, that it was necessary to have there, under the canton roof, the short from the shortest night in the life of mine.
That is, how it had done. . .

ONE EARLY WINTER, I landed at the capital, attached from the circumstances to one well known in the country and unknown for the science world research institute. Where, as it has means, has follows an important, governmental backed study. These times, the Balcan Peninsula again was been under the armed supervision from of the UNO watchers. It was been clear, that my little, distracted from centuries Balcan country, will appear again on the last page of the imternational newspapers. Anywhere between the meteorological messages and the level of the hard currency that day. Before to be forgotten for new thousand earth years.
If . . .
If no start any Balcan War joke named Balcan Rapsody.

THE BITTERLY TRUTH of the Balcans is, that the minority nations in this crossing point of the latitudes and the longitudes of the World, are much more than the birds in the sky. Each one with rich pepper sauced ancient history. And of cource, no one from them willing integrate with anothers.
At that times, about which I have remember here, the condition was been approximately balanced. But such balanced times here are very brittle. To safe such times possibly long period of time at the Balcans, as in the wide World are in usage freelance experts like me. I am an well recognized, not licensed expert concerning the Balcan Rapsody End Results.
AT THE BALCANS, the self established political experts are much more than the really researching needs. Everyone, from the sukling babies, to the superannuated barbers, are professionalized advisers to the Central Power. Independly is it an Ottoman Ego, German Invasion or local political criminals. The governmental structures with a pleasure used such advises, missing to pay for. Independly from this, the home born experts send there illiterated conclussions absolutely free. They not want much more than, to be the firsts. But that the first on the Balcans, every time means and the last.
IN THE CASE OF MINE, the situation was not so different.
As I was been informed from the Chairman of the First Total Balcan Brain Storm Summit, the concerned experts, were been commissioned far away from the country. To earn some money in addition to there beggar salaries of state science researchers. Like scientists? No. no and no! That times the empty beer bottle in Spain was been One Euro per bottle at the scrab shops. That is why, the final Summit of the First Total Balcan Brain Storm Summit, day by day, was been postponed. But the Chairman, an old drincable academician, born in the mountains, educated at Baltic and developed especially for the High Balcans, was came every day just on time, with an amassing accuracy for his age. Confirming his important presence in a fat smeary red logbook, with a antique pinzenez on his cream-colored hay fever nose.. Followed from his criminally youth secretary, a splendid, white like fresh snow, pretty russian gurl. Every time cariing in hands not only the fat smeary red logbook register, but also her small collection of a dozen strictly prohibited that times, pornographic video recordings. The main omen, that she is really dissident tailored woman, payed from government sources but working on own responsibility.
Ocasionaly, the youth gurl had been missing from the Institute of the Institutions. For not less than three months of working over there, I have not understood, where she was missing each God's Day. But the Chairman was happy. He likes to be alone with any vodka bottle in the great emptiness of the Institute spaces.

INFACT, between the Institute walls, were been the last solgiers of one previously lost battle: The Chairman, the Policeman at the gates, and my poor person.
At the end of the first decade of that days, it was been easy to see, that the Chairman and I, will wate with a great interest every next day of the not held Summit. Doing our special customized Balcan Type Brainstorming, call to us through the centuries. It starts with the national spiritus drink named Rakya, went through the traditionalized Russian Vodka, to finish at the end of some days, with the famous russian Eau-De-Collone Troyka. Which inventor is a state prize laureate. Not because of the quality of the product like fragrance, but because its drinkable properties for the heavy meteo conditions of Russia, Balcans and all over the world.
I have not been an officially licenzed expert= That is why the First Total Balcan Brainstorm Summit was been impossible to do only with ours two persons. But, the drinks were been cheapest than the food, the secretary was missing as occasionally, the policeman at the gates drowsed in his wood cabin near the locked steel gates, the problems about the Balcans were been the same from centuries, and we have disscussing over them with the total frankliness of the first time meet anonimous alcoholiks.

I WAS BEEN HAPPY SURPRISED FROM my inclusion in such important event. One from the most naive and proved stupid ordinary balcan citizen, was been included in a global national activity, under the chapter of the UNO. One such human organization provided to look for everything and to do nothing. Scraped from the Black Sea Shore provincial line, as a proof correction tool, for this wide trumpeted open research experiment. I was been that one well proved Laic in every area of the modern life, in my small Whitetown on the board of the Black Sea, which every small gossip town compulsory has got. You may discover me and now, to tell You a little bit more details about, in the same shore jerry-shop "The Old Lame Dog" where the boys from the National Assembly of the Internationalized Laics, call me, to be there honorable member. Namely over there, drinking my early morning coffee every day till the night, I have discovered, that the suspicion is only a manner of thinking, and nothing more.

THE OLD ACADEMICIAN, was been the main concepcionist of the projected First Total Balcan Brainstorm Summit. He supposed , that only any person settled through a wide national contest for boobies, could give the last precise conclusion over the main Question of the Questions, in the system of one well planed, thinkable programmed, rich funded, well vodka supplied Total Balcan Brainstorm Summit. Now, after years, I may say that he was been absolutely right. The old academicians every time are exactly right.

THIS SUCH CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION, I have took after long honestly conversations, with the irksome secretary of the Institute of the Institutes. Well salted with cleverly selected parts from her illegal, that times, exofficio video collection. The short movies were been a very fine digital production, clear recorded sound cokney version, and the secretary was been the most clever translator once time meet from me. She was been perfectly correctly, especially in the translation of the details. You know, perhaps better than me, that every high quality things depends from the presence of details.
The old Chairman and his youth secretary, where been highly surprised, how nice practice is the implementation of such honestly wide open contest for a freelance expert. They have done there nice Political Bingo. I have felt myself significant from an important governmental meaning.

THUS, the attempts to discover the main problems of the development of my native country named Shalvariya; (Its flag is a pair women trousers); as a part from the Balcan Peninsula, but never like a part from the European World, included and formalized and me. It is common truth, that every country is someone private property. But it is also a truth that from time to time it belongs and to the Nation. Especially at times of traditional revolutions, as a result of a well ancient mixed minorities soup.

AS A WELL FROZENED LAIC, I could not give the right answer. But, I was not been only frozen. I was been totally congested. To the bottom of my soul of an ordinary Balcangy. Are You know that the Balcans starts at the high mountains in the middle of Europe and finish at the bottom of the Black Sea? To connect Europe with Caucasus. The Nature is Nature and perhaps it is the God of the Gods.
It is . . .
It is . . .
It is . . .
INFACT I couldn't give the right answer who really I am. How to do the right answer to the important eternal questions discussed in a such closed institute? But the System wants to do it. Much more. Only I must to do the last conclusion words. Anything was not been as it must be. But to reject such collaboration was been to say good by for everything and for ever. Over here is the great trick of every total management of the nations. To keep there citizens on the boundary of the poverty, on the frontier of the spiritual misery, on the line of there country boarders, without to permit to cross them. You know, better than me, that the totalitarism has not only two names in the Worlds History. It has got many different names. Every God's Day has born any new well tailored type totalitarism. For good or for bad.

MY PRESENCE IN THE INSTITUTE OF THE INSTITUTES, was been one chance more for me. I want to remember again the rests of my childhood days. I want to touch again and again, the small green painted wood lodge, in the center of the last city forest, at the middle of the tram-way length, more rusted than my poor governmental frozen private crushed corroded soul. Don't ask me, about my old body. The problems are the same.

WITH A PASSPORT left at the policeman at the gates, free of any cents in the pierced pockets, slowly masticated cheap mastic in a mouth without any health tooth, watching high quality pornography movies; from which was impossible to learn anything new, but was easy to forget everything own for ever; in the company of the most selective woman in a strange research institute, I have think sadly about the fate of mine, about the coming new year days. I have think about my fortune of a well known provincial Laic, invited through a wide national contest for informal thinking opportunities, over the perfectly formalized diaspora of the Balcan Intellectual Beggars.

YOU KNOWS, in the complicated cases everything depends from the chance. Like everything in the life. Every evening, I have stay face to face with the problem how to spend the night. The governmental provided apartments, were been full to the brim. The ordinary hotels were been lent to middle-east tourists. Coming here, to revenge there many number spouses with permission of the home saint Hodja. The middle-east men where been topical like clusters of insects. They have been the new Peninsula brothers. The money have done everything everywhere. After countless number bloody Balcan Wars, the brotherhood now depends not from the relative relations, but from the deep of the pockets only.
The totalitarian regimes strictly controled the money flows of the ordinary citizens, missing to control such flows of the partocracy. The world may needs a Freedom. But what You could do with an empty Freedom in a compulsory totalirazed world? That is why some of us resignated with the totalitarism - the size and the quality of the coffins are equal for everyone in every point of this world, independly from the type of the political regime. From other side, the relatives of mine, firmly rejected to see me before the new years ortodox holidays. I am the black cheep in our oldfashion packet family. Unexpectedly, I have meet a youth student from the native Whitetown lands. This boy did me the best.

THE STUDENT CANTEEN, where I like to take my lunch calling the capital, is a nice place for accidental meetings. Many peoples like me, have there launch and suppers here. Remembering the taste of the students days, on the most slippery surface of the world.
From word to word with that not well known student, and some money in advance, I have receive the large bronze sabre size key, from the padlock locked the old tramstation hiuse, over there, at the middle of the rusted tram-way-line, crossing that's one tiny pine forest in the hearth of the crowded, noisy, preoccupied metropolis.
- The friends of mine, - sad the smiling student, pushing the key into my trembling hands, - have needs some money in addition . . .
- Please, take the half . . .
- When You left the home, dear, - sad me the tricky smiling student, - please, put the key under the water tank behind the canton . . . Both with the second part of the money . . .
- Su - re . . . Su - re . . . Su – u – u - re . . .
- Only . . .
- Only !?!
- Only, be carefully, please . . . The passing tramcar man must not see, where You shall put the key . . .
- Be sure . . . Be sure . . . Be sure . . .

WAS FELT DOWN A NICE WHITE SNOW. . .
The frozen earth whined under my legs.
The crowded people have run around the high Christmas Trees, lightened with color electrical bulbs. Tomorrow will be The New Year of A New Century.
I have stalking and stalking, with my small luggage in hands, through the snow midnight, to the home of my children's dreams and memories. . .

WHEN I HAVE REACH THE SNOWBOUNDED FOREST, the birds have start to jump from branch to branch over me. Snow dust easily felt down, and down, and down, covering the soil, the forest, the forest animals, covering me.
A dog bawled and slept amid my legs.
A tram hissed swistling speed.
Unnoticeablly, I have call the forgotten tramway station. Before my eyes again, and again, and again, have sparkled the leer eyes, of the tricky student from my native shore land. But, which was been his name? Is he really was been a student?

THE ANTIQUE CLASP LOCK HEAVY RINSED. It has looks, no one call this gate of the lonely canton. No one before me.
I has stay at the doorsill of that same wood lodge, that same abandoned green paint tramway station, deeply connected to me, with the strongly chain of the children memories. I have enter a wide, high, old fashion hall full of different tipical smells. The kitchen, has had coped with the honey scents of a high class alcochol and cuban cigars.. How great greedy for life, I sad myself very surprised from this strange civilisation spot. How great, great, great greedy for life.
Tripping up and down, and around between the spreaded on the floor others belongings, from which no ones more has a need, I have think about the habit to collect nobody needed goods. At the Balcans, where the wars are customized long ago before the Christ, this means only one - the next war could came every moment. If it surprisingly came here, we are ready to run where the eyes may seen. Every fifty years, the local minorities are moved from there places from south to nord – and back, and from east to west – and again backward. Under the nonvisible ruling of the great satraps. Independly are they othoman sultans or the russian emperors. From time to time doing revolutions under the pressure of the different type of religion omens.
A lonely tram hissing its windling song. The house trembled like a sacred man, and again slept in a quite. I swistling by mouth. No one reponding me. But I have been more than sure, that the lonely house in the middle of the city forest, was been jammed with sleepless people, sank down in the false reconsiling sleep of the poor peoples of the Balcans. Transfer over here - over there, from the caprices of the history, which every time are only the whishes of the great europe governors - the most bloody mockers in the world.

I OPEN THE FIRST DOOR WHICH TOUCH.
Between the wide clean bed and the kindled small, hand made iron furnace, has stay a broken from too much love hand red color piano. The next door, and the next, and the next, were been locked. But, who has visper a silent prey behind one of them ? Believe me. It was not a prey for a peace. It was a pray for a revenge.

DEEPLY TIRED, I pocket myself between the blankets. Willing only one for my tired body. Switched out the lights. The hand made stove sent its reflections to my face, warming it like a women palm. I put hands under head. Oh, yes, I sad myself going down into the country of the dreams, the city is not only mine, it is to everyone who may call it. Oh, yes, I sad myself, the capital probably is to Anyone, but the city is to no One.

NOW, I HAVE REMEMBER WITH A STRANGE RELISH, that at the middle of the night, short time before to start the solemly bell rings and rockets in the sky, one pliable, rich fragrance body, has came between the blankets. Ignoring all of mine protests of one to bottom promised domestic man. Forgotten forever the splendid taste of the Prohibited Casual Love.
Oh, the Casual Love. The most dangerous thing to everyone.

THE BODY was been the body of any unknown woman.
It came me like any long wate remedy.
Raised uncountable power and melody.
Incorporating in me a wide spectrum of thickly crimson light.
The woman's body mastered me, to a pain. For a middle aged man like me, with a fresh implanted peacemaker in the hearth, with a practically empty stomach from years, this was been strongly forbidden but enough encouragingly.
This madly invasion was such spontaneously, that I want cry.
- From where You came just now ? - I want scream to the sky.
The woman's body was blustered to the sky.
- Where You have kept Yourself all of these longly, longly years ? - I want cry through tears.
The woman's body blustered both with the mine.
- Go away . . . Go away . . . Go away to don't die in Yours hands . . .
But I sad nothing.
Only in my trout has grounded a short, sadly, quietly groan.

THROUGH ALL OF THAT TIME of sadness and madness, my old, crashed from the shore line life body, ilderly drunk up nobody known whom provided Love. Collected new life giving sources. Forgotten, that it has carry out one small, honey done, fresh implanted medical peacemaker. Singing and craying, my last soundly song of Love.
A Love, which could be done only one time through each of human Life.
A Love, which could discover only between the yellowed pages of any forgotten old, dusted, ship record logbook.
And, I have not listen more the peal of the last midnight trams.
And I have not listen more the screams of the crasy farmers heatch-cocks.
And I have not listen more the whines of the suburban dogs, crasy not from Love, but because of the winter night cold, irritated like the sleeping old canton.
Only, the woops of the last drunkards having the forest instead a home, resounded in the mind of mine. Remembering, that the Life is not only a dream near a waterfall.
Oh, if it was been . . .
The Life only looks like a dream near a waterfall . . .
Because the Life is more than a waterfall . . .

FOR EVERYONE FROM US, all of thats small short smartly looking provincial dreaming laic; included independ from there own wishes, in the serial secret social experiment funded from the governmental backed agencies; suspecting that all of this is nothing more than a common play with the trustfulness of the poor peoples; in the great competition for the control over the natural resources; the comming New Years Holidays is more than any ordinary event. Possibly at that moment, I have discovered why the leading experts from the Institute are sent far away over the oceans, to collect new research experience, but in fact to peddle there.
Why the old professor works alone only with me?
Why every time we have got enough dry drinks without soda-water?
Why the bottled mineral water has got such strange test?
Why the examination of all of the records of the dignity of the youth secretary is such important not only for the professor but much more for me?
Why such later, after many years of speculations with the measuring of the endurance of the Balcan National Souls, the Institute, or anyone over it, decide to do one experiment more in addition with one random solely person stripped from the Black Sea Shore embarkments?
For a first of time from many years. Lefting for a while all of the nation to take a breath. From so many experiments, the nation was been very, very tired, and that is why aboslute apathetical. Through all of these totalitarian times, about I have written now, till now – in thus named democratical times. But how You may compare the Balcan Made Democracy, when the Balcan Rapsody is at the doorstep?
But, how to escape ?
But, how to left ?
How to escape from myself, when I am such happy overprogrammed to be only one from the many intellectual slaves? Before, now and for ever?
I was been honestly worn out from this God's felt Love. About which I still now have think, that it was been the only successful part from the programe of the deeply secreted psyhological experiment. Sowed like an open national contest. Funded from unknown international sources. The Balcan Peninsules every time had had been the most important experimental bridge of the World.

I HAD SLOWLY AWAKEN from the dissonantly song of the unknown woman.
The woman was renowed all of the sheer curtains.
She has stood nacked against the head wind of the early winter frosty day. The most beautiful New Year's Day from my small, mild, innocent, subordinated to the rules of the total hypocracy, simple life. Cracked down from the partay prescriptions, rules, madness and miserable suspicions, poor than the poorests, stupid shoreline provincial dreamer. Knowing enough think globally. Purposed for nothing. Educated to die like a high educated Balcan slave. Tricky invited to give the final determination of the uncountable group of the Political Pab Laic. In the system of a Balcan Made Brain Storm Summit. Over the ethernally problems of the Balcan Life Human Enigma. Which the politicians from the rich side of the world, only imagine that knows. A modern brainstorming test, which must renovate someone's not enough clear vision about the creation and utilizing of the Life, of all of these verdantly places of the Ancient Balcan Peninsula Lands. Soundly verdantly places, missed to be announced like sacred. Not because of a lack of prophets. But because every time, every peace of the time, here are moving a great number of well known at these spots local natives named Committagy. Living from the both sides of every state boarder here, where the state boarders are much more than enough. Born from there miniature picolo nations, to die without understanding why, well known where.
Very youth and very grieved Boys and Gurls. Yours white bones are scattered from East to West, and from Nord to South through all of these crasy bloody but lovely Balcans. What has means any well programmed and perfectly supplied with vodka and wisky research brainstorm module against yours selflessness to resolve all of the local problems using hand-made guns?
You are not Shouvinists.
You are not Communists.
You are not Fashists.
You are simply Balcanists.
Even discharged far away from yours childhood villages and towns, to the another side of the World, You should be the same - Balcanists.
Oh, yes . . .
The most strongly arm to conquer any country, is the replacing of the peoples, even nations, even villagesq even towns, from one place to another. At the End of the Ends, of the Time of the Times, the Peace of the Peace is only a Forbidden Crasy Dream of the Dreams for a Never Never World.
A Never Never World into which Your Grandfathers, Your Fathers and You didn’t stop to belive.

THE WOMAN was play and sang absolutely naked.
A fine, transparently formidable, not for her size teared in many long pieces night-gown, was play and fly around, following the rithm of a nameless melody. From this, the woman has looks like a free flying bird. But a bird, flying backward with its train.
She sang her own silently song, and she dance her own lingering dance. And this slowly Song of the Songs, and this phlegmatic Dance of the Dances, become my Own Song and my Own Dance for the rest part of mine Life. Which no one nowhere could repeat not for her, not for me, not for anyone from all of us - the Last Balcan Made Dreammers of the Dreammers of the World. Forgeting to prepare thereselfs for the dangerously poison of the . . . of the . . . International Politicism, under the title of any internationalized Pacifizm. Which no one may forecast when and how will be discharged again and again, over the Hearth of the Old Europe, from that internationalized bodies of the different unknown deeply secreted spiritual clans. Which spirit and dream and practice are only one - the Gold. The hearth through which before centuries had had opened the present difference between the worlds. Over which only we, the Old Balcanists named Balkandjy, have put ours ears to listen closely. Because the roots of the contemporary Europe are here, down under the soil of Orpheus. And because the naivism of the ancient Orpheuses is still alive into the souls of every of us. But instead the songs of the Orpheus’s flute song, we have hear only the jangling tracks of the troops.
We have listen attentively the hearth of the old Europe.
We have deeply understand it, what it is and what it has wants.
I have sad - the roots of the Old Europe are down into the hearth of the Balcans.
And no one may drawn out them.
No one, believe me, no one . . .

THE WOMAN was play, under the sparkling winter sunny frost, dangling a long crimson scarf. Clattering rithmic with her small fine legs, rapping with her small bronze foots. Knocking the piano keys with long sharp fingers. Obtaining, out of any sense, the heavy songs of the pented in the chambers of the today civilized tyrany, ours such well refined women. Tortured from a penury. Prepared for everything. But not for everyone.

THE WOMAN was not been in her early years.
The middle of the Life appears not only over her emacinated body, but over her exhausted tiny face. At the nearly past wonderful, naive, untouched. At the early past ignoramus, easily, early body. Awkwardly and crying from the common pain of the Need. Now, forgotten to cry against that rotten type of Life, against thus named civilized manner of Life. Which no one out of the Balcans, can never imagine, what it is. One so strange manner of a Life, till now between the past rivers of the Blood, and the future emptines of the Space.
THIS TIRED BIRD, was not been in her early, crasy years, but about the women no one may sure. Truly connected to the end of her days to any unknown man, from whom she has had a baby. Submissed to the world mania about the ownerless Woman's Liberty. Every time backed from the endlesses modern woman depressions. Perfectly converting every from us, in any up-to-date intellectual slaves. To whom, the changing of the Sex, not the sexuality, is a problem not more different than a short surgical painlessness intervention wiyh a strongly lightened sparkling knife. Where the knife determinated the form, not the content.

SHE WAS SWAM, in the sparkling like a sea New Year's sunny winter day. This felt me to jump up from the bed. To take up her strange, peeressly never seen dance. In the odly early frosty winter morning. Against the surprised cheerfully glances of the rare passengers, from the running nearly the windows, one by one empty trams. Passangers, which have send theres wide opened superciliously glances just to us. Down away from the tram-way windows, to the tramstation of the past. Where no one carriage never wants stop. But from where many carriages from the nearly past have run to the top of the Hill. I have understood, that this unknown Quin of the Midnight Prohibited Casualty Love, wants again to burst, again to arise in a more crasy than ever possible madly song and dance. With the invicible wish to conquer me again, and again, and again, till the certain man dead. How to say You the tragical fact, that every francly Love every time has finish with any unmotivated dead. It is such well known.
BUT, the spite last science world medical peacemaker device, implanted into my old, collapsed, yeat flesh . . .
But, my such secrecy delegation to the brainstorm Summit in the Institute of the Institutes . . . May be important - may be not . . .
But the age of mine . . .
But my family and the kids . . .
But the old Chairman, and his wide spectrum of fine alcohol dry drinks .. .
But the youth secretary, thus youth, thus white, thus tightly loaded with the filmed collaps of the contemporary World . . .
But, that small cafe, over there on the shore line in my native Whitetown named "The Old Lame Sea Dog". . .
But that same provincial city and its embarkment covered with walking and walking crouds from the best gurls of the Balcan World . . .
Oh, it was impossible to enumerate all of that small ordinary human things, which have tied my poor soul and crashed flesh, to all of these Bloody Balcans. Where the last century has stay till now, well implanted into all of us from the International Political Mafia consisted from any kind of renegates. And I had concluded into myself:

BETTER NO ONES BE,
TO THE END OF THE DAYS OF MINE,
BUT HERE - ON THE BALCANS ONLY.
I don't know ,may I named myself a dissident.
I don't know, may I named myself as an expert.
But, I very well know, that I can not give my soul to everyone to stub out it. It is impossible. It is impossible. It is really impossible . . .
Being one from the participiants at the Only Hand Made Balcan Brainstorm Summit, collaborating with the Power for a palm of penies, I am the same old wild tribal local balcandjy, which roots are down, down, down into the soil of the Orpheus Land, who every time has looks back to discover his poor Evridika, independly that from this I may die on the spot.

HE FLYING, like a bird woman had felt, had understand that I am still awaken.
She trown over my eyes her scarf with a passion. Teared in pieces the rests of the crimson night-gown. Speedly steped back to the opened door. Crossed the darkly cramed with lost luggage hall. Behind the wispered door of pray, one latch heavy knoked. Then has blow out a radiculously wail of any unvisible boy.

THE HEARTH of mine instantly went to slack.
It was not been a Nap.
It was not been the Death.
It was not been any Momentum Love.
It was been something different. Probably born from all of that human great enigmas, about which is written such wide literature, but about which is known absolutely nothing. Caused from the crack brained fateful measurings of ours darkly days of balcan troubles and woes. Never till now accurate brightly showed. Never like in ours days perfectly recorded, researched, studied and measured, closely analized and categorized for a following classification, every time under a perfectly governmental monitoring. Successfully forecasted. Perfectly limited. Easily prohibited. And despite this, highly anxieted and miserable to the bottom. Tangible understood only from ours poor wives. Leaved from us, in a search for the needed piece of the Bitterly Balcan Black Bread. Which, as the history has shown, no one brain stormimg, independly from its organizing level, can assure to the populations here. This european compact masse of the rests of the ancient Plebs.

BUT THE BOY from the next locked door, had cry, had cry, and follow to cry.
I fevereshly dressed myself. Crossed the hall. Put an ear to the high old fashion wood door. And concluded, that with the boy, has whining, has scramming and moaning, the unknown midnight Quin of the Midnight Prohibited Casualty Love.
- Please, play ! - beged the woman through tears. - Please, play . . .
The shilly shiny songs of a not well tuned violine dispersed arounds. This simple, softly song till now appears and ecoes into the lonely soul of mine. Whithout to have any answer. Why the peoples some times are more open to the problems of the others than the thereselfs ? Why they want give, when must take ? Why they are felt in Love, when they know that the Love dissapears along with the winds ?
The Peoples never have answers for everything.

SLOWLY, painfully slowly, I collected my short belongings up.
In my mouth has felt the night bitterness of the cuban cigars tobacco.
In my mind has stay the midnight bitterness of the sweet collored alcohol dry.
Slowly, slowly steping back, I have left the house of my youth dreams and late age curiosities. Sadled the bronze padlock in its bronze loops. Locked on the door. Looking into the hands of mine, to the sabre like key from the padlock, I have the feeling that it is born from a hot gold.
Oh, the dreams about the far away passed childhood, every time are born from any kind of preciously metal.

I HAVE NOT put the sabre type key on the settled from the student from my own town. Put it on the place, only the doubled money. And placed the key over the surface of the tram railroad. Believing, that the comming mashine will go over it. To break it for ever. Because over there, under the shelter of the green painted tram-canton, I had locked under key, my last adventure of my easy halved, rotened, out of any future, poor beggar's Life of a provincial pariah. Invited against a palm of stivers, to give the definitive conclussion in an international quarell dispute. Which more than thousend years has not any credible answer to use. And never should have to the end of the World.

I WENT directly to the city.
To meet the head of the Central Governmental Institute for Ancient Political Dreams in New Performances. To kiss his hands. I have not more time to lost. Only hundred miles from the capital, instantly has burst out a new Balcan War named from someone The Balcan Rapsody. Through the New Year's Night, its detonations feverished my bed in the old tramway station in the centre of the capital. We had supposed, that it was an customary illumination. But it was not. Simply, it was a New Balcan War, and no one poetical slogan could change its bloody Fatum.
I was been obligate return to my small Whitetown, end enter the army. To save myself under the banners which have change theres collors every time, when any new world power conquered these damned from the Gods, but filled with Orpheus's sons lands. Under the standarts first of all are collected the provincial otherwise thinkers. I don't want to remember the Folklands, Vietnam or Afganistan. Because at the times when this work can touch anyone, the hot spots will be much more.
If You are not, I am shure. . .

STEPPING far away from one rail sleeper to another, swinging my red leather case in hands, I have not wish to do anything different than to return to the wood lodge. And to stay for ever. When the next tram appears, I hiden myself between the pine trees.
Scratched brackes. The carman opened the door. Steped down to the rails. Took up the left key to his eyes. A smugly smile tensed his face. The carman send a glance around. Send a second one, to the closed shutters of the silently canton. Rubed the bronze key to his cheeks. Dropped it in the pocket of the uniform dress. Returned back to his seat. And whizzed down town with a prohibited speed. Rushing away near me, I have seen his face. Over it was been written out such crasy wide happines, that it made me to envy.
II.
YOU GUESS, that the planned Brainstorm collapsed.
No one from the included personell was been surprised. Every nice beginning at the Balcans has got same fate, at the end of the ends.
First of all, the top experts were been far away from the country. They had got an unauthorized attempt to destroy with theres empty for tools and money hands, one totally electronized city wall. They are absolutely surprised from theres succesess. The Wall easily crashed itself from the morning breeze.
The second one was been the situation, that nobody has a need from the Last Balcan Made Brainstorm. The war starts only hundrets miles from here. When anywhere starts any war, the Brainstormings are for nothing.
At last, thus named Nation. For a few of hours, it was been done more whimly than ever. Asking not propaganda made brain storm Summits, but more Pure Natural Air for the Kids, more Pure Drinking Water for the Pregnated Women, enough Cheap Village Made Balcan Black Bread for All of Us. Forgeting ask about the Yogurt. If You have pure and cheap milk, to do Yogurt is easy. I may say how. The Bacillus Bulgaricus is cultivated centuries here, at the Balcans. Before the Flood.
The New Balcan War, was been one from that completely ordinary things, which the governments of the Balcans, every time easy replaced with east or west imported experience. Every time very well polluted. Following the prescriptions erected on the Brain Storm Summit of the Summits, of the Tirant of the Tyrants of the World.
THE CHAIRMAN of the Summit, was been for a third time supperanuated, as an ex-committagy in the mountains. Independly that it was been only an revolutionary illussion, as was been illussion his science contributions. But who will search the truth about one such high recognized person. As an parliamentarian environmental expert about the line connection between the artifical ears and seminatural eyes. And at last, because of his age.

AFTER the such suxessfully destroying of that electronized wall through the hearth of Europe, the commissioned experts speedly returned back to the Institute. Returning home, they have start immediatelly to build same wall, with an impossible love, especially projected for theres own nation. After the building to be again destroyed. To have open work line for all of the many political institutions in the country. But it was not nessessary. One great stone wall had been done through the souls of the all of the balcan peoples. Deviding them to two different type of peoples. The experts efforts to modernize it were been commical. Independly, that from the balcan type of life, the peoples were been lefts theres exeptional sense for humour. But now nobody may stop theres laugh. Independly from the war activity, they have laughing with full of power of theres weakly from starvation troats. And nobody may shut up them closely.
The old ex-Brainstorm Chairman, sadly watched the end of the top-experts efforts. He was know very well that the old stones are more cheap than the new bricks for the governments. They are very practicable, and no needs of foreign loans from the International Monetary Fund both with two dozens financial club helpers. But, who wants to take advice from any supperanuated person ?

AFTER HIS PENSIONING, the professor starts write his memories, as it is customized all over the world. He had wants open the eyes of the wide readers audithory about all of these small unvisible things, which have done the regional, national and international policy on the Balcan Independent Lands. Thinking that someone could read about his own political mistakes showed like a national successes. He starts, as is a tradition in such memories:

"It was the first day of the Second World War. I had had walk between my Whitevillage and the nearby city of Whitetown. Suddenly one airplan crossed over my head. I have take my mashine gun, and took a possition in the ditch near the road. Shot it. The plane felt down in flames..."

At the end of the commence of the foreword of this important original work, the clouds over the Balcans again had been concentrated. The last halved bottle Ryssian Vodka Dry between the barefoots of the writing professor was been empty, but the clouds were been such wide, such great and such densed, that the bottle throttle rendered narrow to intake all of them.

THE POOR CHAIRMAN for a first time understood, that between the pure science and the durty everyday life, have had a so great difference. Shoked from this, he discharged the bottle through the window. After which go down and was surprised . The bottle was been whole, but again full with vodka dry. The russian bottles are very simple and very hardly, sad himself the old man. Remember it. He was forgottent his spectacles over the written new book and lost the chance to mark off the smiling moustached man triky looking to him from the nearly corner of the street. He was with a solgier peak cap on the head with a red star on the forehead, with a pipe in the mouth.

WHEN THE RUSSIAN VODKA DRY, in that original russian bottles finland production has finish, and the ink into the ancient silber inkpot confiscated at the revolutionary times from any bank ticoon's desk go to the end, sunking all of the flues in the studio under the sparkling red stars from the propaganda posters, the ex-professor understood that the ecologists at every level, every time are right. He was received an official bulleten, which informed him, that the international protected Balcan Red Eagles are only half of couple. His secretary was been out of his duties, and was been impossible to send her to catch out some eagle feathers to use them in lieu of pens. He has knows very well from another side, that the nongovernmental organizations, every time are on its watching possitions. Around the tables of the midnights coctail-parties, they are monitoring all over and about the Balcan Peaks easily. The Red Book is a Red Book. The European Environmental Agency is, the Agency. The Hummanity Approuch to the Problems, is a Hummanitarian Misconception.

EVERY evening before supper time, the old ex-chairman started think, as it was been his old habit, not about the missing of the customized bread, salt and savory with goat's cheese, but about more global problems. After the softly revollutions on the Balcans, the social security funds were so strange dissapeared, independly that they were been under, Oh - Bless God !, a strictly governmental management. Analizing the case he discovered, that the Social Seculity Fund Lords, are dislocated into a small island on The Chanell of The Chanells, where to have a sabre gold key for the Lords Citadel is not enough. You must know in addition, that short password, which everytime going down into the tomb with the sin soul of the Tirants.

THE GREAT BALCAN TIRANTS, before all were been communist type tailored. A nice protochristian idea at the commence, with most bloody results to the end. With the truly help of one International Linotipist, the dictators writing works were been published free of charge (!!!) on many european languages. But the Linotypist was been a nice informed boy. He take it the National Social Security Funds of the ex-communist balcan nations onboard of his floating paradize named "Freelanse's Breeze". In portable cash-boxes with great capacities. Only to do theres multiplications. After short of time, he will return all of these national funds to theres native nations. In the best frienship manner. You know better than me, the fate of this important ship. It has sank just opposide the owners village on the well strongened island in the Chanell of the Channells, immediatelly when call the Chanell of the Chanells. Both with the selected codes of theres bank accounts. The old ex-chairman has thinks and now, that namely this wreck was been the start of the colapce of the Communism on the Balcans. Perhaps all over the World. But he is only a very susspiciously man.
That is why, with a compass in hands, and a new computerized expert system produced far away at tibetian caves, every night at midnight, the old academician send his honestly grace just to the direction of that group of islands. He was pray about all of the penssioned peoples of his country on the Balcans, and after that thriugh the World, and especially about the villagers from his neighbourhood village on the shore of the sea. He forgot that every God may satisfy only one solely perssonal pray. The Gods like it the Group Prays only in very heavy cases.
Possibly, the God catch the obsecration pray of ours man. The Old Man, received a big packet with some pieces of foods. Like a present from any international foundation, discovered his name in an international dictionary about the last communist tailored nature protected birds. He immediately back returned the heavy parcel. Into the parcel with the perfectly foods has not the bottle russian vodka dry bottled in Finland. He was an old, very old, honestly person.
Oh, the International Nongovernmental Structures every time has missing the Main. . .

DEEPLY DISSAPOINTED from such great international omission, the Old take the train and came to the shore of Whitetown. He want be and really was, the first who has meet the international military powers. Just disembarking onto the pictoresque shore line. Only to help the balcan minorities, to have one mosque in addition more, because the ortodoxal churches are enough, but the mormons have missing generally. And nothing about the great petrol fields under the soil of one place named Rosebird Fields.
From the shore to these fields, the road was been about 350 miles, but near it have lives more than a dozen small nationalities. Every one from which with its own cultural traditions, own top-executives, own tamagouchies and an own unvissible historical stratum. Every one from which with different own religion. Every one from which with different own smell of the kitchen. Perfectly leveled from the different kind of conquerrors, with a compulsory through the centuries national missery.

THE OLD , the ex-chairman of the only professional made Balkan Brainstorm Summit which never seen the light, droped in the water his fishing hook at the end of the Whitetown wavebreaker. With the intimate thought, that he will be the first in the tail when the Uncle Sam's supply vessels berted. He was known very well that onboard the US Navy vessels every time are carry out not only gallons wisky, but also many littres of pure russian vodka. Being in penssion, he has got an access more to the information boards, based in the district pabs. But the ships were been sent to another direction. The misery in the world is not only at the Balcans. It is everywhere. Is it go before or after the US millitary corps, is a nice theme for a postgraduate study. The old politician professor was been very old to start any new study.

THE OLD MAN had stay some days and nights, at the end of the kee. With his fishing rod. With his fishing net. With his fishing hook with a piece of balcan cheese on the end like a bait. He has got enough time to wate. He has enough rusks in his bag. Into the dustbins of the Whitetown you may discover some bread, but never rusks - never.

BUT THE LAST OLD FROM THE OLDESTS , have call his happiness.
I am sure, You know like me, how nice things are the international human volunteers. They are every time on his volunteers possitions. They are full of duty like youth officers onboard of a white passenger ship, before to sink. One of these funny boys, flying onboard of a navy helicopter, cheking the shore about russian volunteers, whose divissions was possible starts to run, spoted by his HT equipment the deeply swamped man. The equipment was been projected especially to discover the discharged from theres wifes ex-politicians. After which, the system with the traditional american mersilessness could send one silber bullet just into the head of the poor naive person. But the volunteer didn't want to do this. The volunter done its GPS directly to Washington, DC, USA, where Uncle Sam has smokings his cuban cigars in the presens of the most activated female probationers from the side of UNO. The cigars are the great fault of all of the Uncle Sams representatives. Made in Cuba, flavoured at Mexico, they have came from Russia, only for a while stoped for an additional flavorissation on the Balcans. The Father of the Fathers of the World, also has a father ex-politician , ex- chairman of the Brainstorm of the Brainstorms of the World. Also well jammed with nice rememberings from the Second World War to the hat. Also at the board of any lake more salty than Black Sea. Also with a net rod in hands. With many gold fishes into the fishing basket. He bended shoulders. But whom father don't gives his head to the son's jokes ? The old politician, calling some words to one from his small golden fishes, sent it back into the lake waters. The Old Balkandjy Professor saved his head. How nice thing is the democracy yea - a - a . . .

ONE GREAT SPONSOR FROM PNOM-PEN, backed from Japans and funded from China, donated to the old balcan ex-politician, a comfortable electricy driven dissability carriage, which can take the distances between the capital and any country town for few minutes. The carriage was been equiped exept with the ordinary provided mashine gun, also with a CD-Stereo Player and FM/AM Radiostations. The state TV-Set was been stolen from the Pol-Pot revolutionary troops, to watch top-recordings with a great educational power:

- how Comrade Mao embarased the Late Tibetian Emperor before to send a dozen monks like astronauts in the Space with an american shuttle russian production;
- how the Tibetiam Emperor embarased all of the Comrade's Mao solgiers before to welcomed the multipliucated astrionauts returning from the Space after only
10 000 years jorney to the future without backward;
- how to settle the strupid provincialists from Cambodja jungles before to start any High Tech Massacre in the name of the wide national development under the strictly UNO supervission, and for a fraternity between the working classes all around the world, etc . . .
The poor ex-politician professor, was been such happy, that it is impossible to present his admiration through all of these scorned lines of pity words. From so many internationalized brainstormings onto his traditionally empty stomach, filled every time with well boiled white beans saturated with the best balcan flavourings, named Chorba, he never had got enough time to by himself any second hand car. When the second part from the donated carriage was been received, he was been encouraged a little bit more, that at last he will survive himself.

THE NEW FREE MARKET ACQUISITIONS, opened new possibilities before the professor's activity. He padled his own library just at the center of the capital, parking his repainted Pnom-Pen Foundation Car opposite at the yellow Parlamentarian Building. In the past totally destroyed from the Alliens through the years of the Second World War, without permission of the Russians - never. Now repainted in a strange blu collor into and an orange collor over the face, without the permission of the European Union - never. Holding a great number of deputats. Enough to guide the total Europe, but satisfy to rulling only my small nation.
He opened his transfered into a movable bookstore car just against the gates of the Parliament. From time to time, any fresh parlamentarian lion with habits of a protected from the environmentalists Balcan Rabbit, sprang out from the back gates of the kitchens, of the most honestly Parlamentarian House on the Balcans. To take a short consultation time from the eminent researcher. Now free market bookseller and experienced consultant under the most open sky of the world. Every time, the parlamentarian lions have carry out with themself any bottle of original russian vodka drink, as a matter of the high intellectual interchange. But the ex-schollar was not more wodka drinks. He asked only hard currency before to do any important for the Balcan Fatum advise. Between all of the conversations and advisings, he has watching old records from Cambodja on one second hand portable japan made battery supply video recorder.

THE YOUTH WHITE PROFESSOR'S SECRETARY, that same pretty blond russian gurl, refered like the most well dissident tailored gurl on the Balcans, because of her collection with many dozens of pornographical movies, was been immediatelly discharged from the Institute of the Balcan Institutes. After that crash of the Paneuropean Electonized Wall, immediatelly changed with uncountable international agreements between the Shining West and the Durty East, one after one, the russian secretary gurls through the Balcans, were been changed with more fresh secretariat provided from the different by name, but equally purposed humanitarian peacemakers corpses.
The nice youth gurl, hardly rejected the official invitation to work at not so long distanted Constantinopoliss City, like an ecologist expert against the illegally trade with frozened elephant trunks. At last time, the Elephant Trunks have done under strictly UNO controll. The practice showed, that the Elephant Trunks, if they are well frozened an saved, may use for speedly transfering of Damp Money from one Mainstream to Another when the firemen pipes are busy.
She strongly rejected also the speculations with her perfectly name like an international recognized internet registered dissident. And opened the most elegant well supplied Porno-Shop in the Capital of the Capitals of the Balcan Region. Intended only to aged businessmen free of illusions, but full of money, with well prepared business plans in theres laptops. Never for schoolers exept in the days of the Slavonic Alphabet Hollidays. Never for schoolboys exept with theres moms and pops. For teachers - free of charge booklets. For the schools - a wide sponsorships.

THE PORNO-SHOP, was been truly licensed from the Ministry of the Popculture and High Poptechnology, and was been put under the personally shelter of the Minister of the High Illiteracy and the Exported Technocracy. The nice Gurl received congratulations from many institutions and administrations, and especially from the Unborned Child's Counsil. The International Black Cross and Black Creshchent Associations, also send theres congratulations, independly that were been very busy with the distribution of prohibited medical wastes all over the world. That is why, the ancient bronze lantern hangs over the entering gates of the shop, sparkling every night with the low vissible black crimson light over a red crimson . No, no, no, it is not pinched from the gates of the old green painted tramstation of the childhood of mine.

AS A WEEL PROFESSIONALIZED LAIC, I was need to no one.
I was written my book about the national and international laicism, but no one till now wants publish it. It was been too great by size, so important by meaning, and very heavy to read.
I was want to licenze my Own Naive Laicism, but the governmental offices were been jammed with such applications. In the middle of the age, the men must not wate for anything.
That time the Uncle Sam's Troops were been drawn very speedly from Whitetown, to send them to the hearth of Africa, where one old King, was lost his gold telescope on the bottom of the Lake Tira-Tara. Only the american navy divers may take it from the bottom of this infact closed inner continental sea. The telescope had been american construction 1826th, purposed to see all around in russian crimson and californian gold. The GPS research showed the perfectly place, but when the Uncle Sam's batiscaffe call the bottom, only empty russian vodka bottles could be seen.
THE POLITICAL INSTITUTE OF THE INSTITUTES, in the capital of mine balcan country, after the returning back of the political experts and scientists, was been successfully closed. Going beggars, they have returned back looking kings. The well educated beggars, they sad me, everywhere in the world are rich like kings.
Eweryone from them has take its bureau, chair and PC from the Institute. Returning home, the experts opened its own political Institutes in the garrage cells under theres appartments. Some times, from theres new offices, has came a fantastic mixed aroma of switzerland made ness-caffe and cuban cigars. The international science connections no one may kill never.

THROUGH THE BLOODY COMMUNISTS TIMES, I was been very seldom unemployed. Now, through the postcommunists times, everyone were been unemployed. The stabilisation on the Balcans has went through the frozening of the countries economy. A new Balcan War has starts and its name was been The Balcan Atlantic War. My home was been far away from the center of Whitetown. Independly from this, one authumn night, any mistaken rocket destroyed only my roof. Next day everyone wants help, but no one give money. The home till now is without roof. But no problems. The summer came soon. The warming of the troposphere is a science fact. Only the winter breese from the russian east coast of the Black Sea is very, very, very cold, but with one more Chernobil dissaster everything will be again O.K. Wating the next one. The striking accuracy of the Balcan-Atlantic War showed, that the rockets never touch the Top Political Leaders, whose muddled up the things. May be because the rockets are more thinkable mashines than the Professionalized Laics. May be because the stupid naive idiots like me, sleeping emanates that crasy radiation, which help ever blind rocket to spot just theres roofs. That is why I have done a movable sleeping possition from one shore pab to another, till the war near my country will finish. Prefering "The Old Lame Sea Dog", where the boys from the Uncle Sam's Corps of Peace, like it to show theres drinkable stabling. Every man must have one shelter more in addition. In such war cases, when the war never have had finish through the centuries. (C ) 1999 - Bogomil Kostoff AVRAMOV - HEMY



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I'M THE PAUSE, by Hemy

© 2013-Bogomil Kostov AVRAMOV-HEMY АЗ СЪМ ПАУЗАТА НА ТУЙ СКАПАНО ОБЩЕСТВО, ГДЕТО В ГЪРДИТЕ ТЪЙ БЕЗПОЩАДНО СЕ БИЕ; ПРЕДВАРИТЕЛНО ОТБЕЛЯЗА...